Why is a chorus of Japanese kindergartners singing the Dayman song from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? A better question would be, "why aren't all choruses of kindergartners everywhere singing the Dayman song from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is returning to television on October 11th with an all new cast consisting of dead-people-seer Haley Joel Osment, Bob-Saget-survivor Candace Cameron, UFC-somebody Chael Sonnen, meme king Xzibit, and mysogynist racist homophobe Andrew Dice Clay.

This year's Primetime Emmy award nominations will be announced tomorrow, meaning we can finally celebrate television actors. So who will be nominated? Well we kind of already know that. But who should be nominated?

Today at Gawker.TV, Justin Timberlake wants to join the cast of Saturday Night Live, Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert reunite, Paul Rudd talks Paul McCartney, the Always Sunny gang gets animated, and Jason Segel talks about the next Muppet movie.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kathy Griffin stands by her fat jokes about Bristol Palin, Community goes stop-animation for Christmas, we find out who Sweet Dee's baby-daddy is, and Paul McCartney sings an updated version of The Beatles' "Yesterday" on Late Night.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia made good on the answer to a cliffhanger tonight with a satisfying end to Dee's baby business. Check it out, and then we can all get back to being horrible people.

Look how far we've come Sunny fans. Instead of skulking around outside of the ballpark in Philadelphia and being forced to pronounce the Phanatic as the "Phrenetic", the city's two non-Michael Vick heroes show up for a sweet montage.

There's no more bewildering place than Charlie Kelly's dream journal, apparently a random collection of drawings and symbols displaying his greatest aspirations. The rest of our heroes try their best to give him these gifts, if only for one day.

No one besides Mel Gibson is hoping for a fifth installment of "Lethal Weapon". Luckily, when Mac and Dennis take the helm, the story is a pitch-perfect, albeit quite racist version worthy of Mel himself.

Who wouldn't want the multifaceted charms of Jason Sudeikis in his/her group of friends? Mac, Dennis, and Frank kick Charlie out to find this out, and even give him a sweet welcoming ceremony. Apparently Sudeikis just isn't cool.

Only Dee could be so cruel to use her pregnancy as a stunt, but, if you got it, flaunt it. At least we find the worst Dads are out on this episode; the gang can still treat her like shit.

On tonight's Sunny, the gang tries podcasting. Anyone expecting a real assessment of the homeless situation in Philadelphia should go elsewhere. Anyone who wants to see Dennis and Dee rail on Cricket, step right in.

Tonight's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saw our heroes dealing with the fallout from last episode's marriage craze. Of particular note were the heartbreaking fights between newlyweds Frank and Charlie. Poor guys, they could've made it work.

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Today at Gawker.TV, Victoria Beckham admits to primping her pooch's toes, Kate Walsh wears a dress full of sushi, January Jones is a Michael Kors-copycat, the return of Always Sunny, and the worst names for television series of all time.

Gosh it is just so nice to be back with the always-polite and politically correct gang from Paddy's Pub. In this stellar premier episode, they experience the fun of gay marriage from all sides.

Forget Judge Walker and the Supreme Court or whatever. The final moral and imaginarily legal verdict on gay sex fiend weddings and Proposition 8 will be issued by an episode of the upcoming mistake, Law & Order: Los Angeles.

We here at Gawker.TV love our dads. But we really love our TV dads, for they taught us everything we'd need to know about life in under an hour. From the Danny Tanners to the Frank Costanzas, we salute you!

We should have known it was only a matter of time before a music video was made about the Dicktowel. It doesn't feature the Always Sunny cast, but there are plenty of boobs, beachwear, and crustaceans to fill the void.

Hey, kids of the 90s! Watch Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in this anti-smoking PSA from over a decade ago. He plays a high school kid who's asked if he'd smoked cigarettes before. Weirdly, we remember it well.