Stephen Colbert is on record as a slavish Apple fanboy, so it's no surprise that he basically vibrated apart into a million tiny pieces at the announcement of the new i—excuse me—Apple Watch, even though it's not available until next year.

An Apple "iWatch" has been rumored for years, and might finally arrive this fall. And no matter how bad it is, people will buy it, as Jimmy Kimmel found out when he slapped an Apple sticker on a $20 Casio and introduced "the new Apple watch" to some eager consumers.