Stephen Colbert is on record as a slavish Apple fanboy, so it's no surprise that he basically vibrated apart into a million tiny pieces at the announcement of the new i—excuse me—Apple Watch, even though it's not available until next year.

Maybe Colbert will get one early, like he did with the iPad, but for now he'll have to make do with his cargo-cultish homemade wearable device. He could just keep using his old watch, but it doesn't look like it works anymore.

[h/t Digg]