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Jersey Shore: The Definition of 'Done'

Brian Moylan · 08/27/10 01:15PM

We have learned many words while watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, but we still have yet to decipher the meaning of "done." After two relationships exploded, we think we finally understand it.

Jersey Shore: Women Scorned

Brian Moylan · 08/20/10 01:01PM

For a fiercely loyal clan, the guidos of Jersey Shore sure do engage in a lot of infidelity. In its wake comes conflict, destruction, and a scream heard 'round the world. What we can learn from such fickle creatures?

Jersey Shore: The Battle of the Sexes

Brian Moylan · 08/13/10 12:26PM

You would think the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, would get along. But no, the relationship between genders is strained and contentious, mostly due to boobs—both real and fake.

Jersey Shore: Making Up and Breaking Up

Brian Moylan · 08/06/10 12:53PM

The relationships, both romantic and social, of the subjects on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, are very volatile. Sometimes they are soothed with the balm of alcohol. Sometimes it makes them explode. Sometimes both!

Snooki Goes Free as Chelsea Gets Ready for Her Big Day

Remy Stern · 07/31/10 12:22PM

Snooki avoids spending the night in jail. Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend denies he knocked her up. Casey Affleck has more trouble on his hands. Oh, and there's a big wedding happening today. It's time for a delayed installment of Saturday gossip.

Jersey Shore: The Great Guido Migration

Brian Moylan · 07/30/10 12:26PM

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing.

Everything You Need to Know to Watch Jersey Shore

Brian Moylan · 07/29/10 04:30PM

The second season of Jersey Shore starts tonight. Yay! What if you didn't watch the first season? What if you just need to brush up on your guido particulars? What if you want some inside scoop? We've got you covered.

Which Is the Sluttiest Outfit from JWOWW's New Clothing Line?

Brian Moylan · 07/06/10 03:44PM

Today Jersey Shore pugilist JWOWW debuted her predictably skanky Filthy Couture clothing line at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Every word of that sentence gave you a disease. Help us decide which of the outfits is the absolute worst.

Jersey Shore Shenanigans Spur Suit Against Snooki and JWOWW

Brian Moylan · 07/02/10 11:28AM

A Chicago woman has filed suit against MTV, parent company Viacom, and Jersey Shore pugilists Snooki and JWOWW after the dynamic duo beat the snot out of her at a Miami club in what appears to be a territorial dispute.