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JPMorgan's Commodity Scam, JPMorgan's Mortgage Crimes, JPMorgan's...
Hamilton Nolan · 11/26/14 10:25AMFive Good Candidates to Succeed Jamie Dimon
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/14 09:34AMWhy Won't Mean Poor People Let the Rich Come Down and Join Them?
Tom Scocca · 01/31/14 05:10PMOf Course Jamie Dimon Got a Raise
Hamilton Nolan · 01/24/14 10:02AMHamilton Nolan · 01/08/14 09:19AM
JPMorgan has agreed to pay a settlement of $2.6 billion for charges related to the bank's failure to stop Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme. In the past two years, the bank has paid close to $30 billion in legal settlements. That number is smaller than JPMorgan's profits, so Jamie Dimon will never get fired.
JPMorgan Is Basically Under Permanent Government Investigation Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/24/13 10:55AMJamie Dimon Vs. JPMorgan: One Must Go
Hamilton Nolan · 10/15/13 09:11AMHubris, High Socks, and other Habits of the Most Powerful People in the World
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/12 01:15PMThe Masters of the Universe can be identified by their socks. Their millions of dollars, their vast power over commerce, and their socks, which must protrude four inches below the cuff of their suit pants when seated. Any greater length of sock exposure would indicate that the wearer was sitting with his legs crossed. The Masters of the Universe sit with both feet on the floor. These are the alpha dogs.
Jon Stewart Examines the Silliness of Jamie Dimon's Senate Testimony
Matt Toder · 06/14/12 10:30PMRecently, J.P Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon traveled to Washington DC to explain his company's massive losses to the Senate banking committee. Problem is a lot of those guys are getting campaign donations from J.P. Morgan. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart broke it all down.
Rich Bankers are Still Crying About 'Unfair' Pay Regulations
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/11 04:15AMPerforming God's work is tough, and should be rewarded accordingly. So it's no surprise that investment banking executives are still bitching and moaning about a looming Federal Deposit Insurance Corp "clawback provision" that would give the government the right to take back up to two years of executives' pay if their banks fail and they ruin the global economy again. It's obviously The Poors' fault for being poor and and stupid and for losing their money, not the guys who are in charge of it.
Tim Geithner Is Finally Ready to Quit
Jim Newell · 06/30/11 05:15PMWho's the last remaining initial member of President Obama's core economic team? The one people really don't like, Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner. But this job and his term as president of the New York Fed immediately proceeding it are exhausting him. It's backbreaking work, hoisting that money-launching cannon aimed at bankers all day. He's ready to quit.
Immoral Banker Warns of Immoral U.S. Debt Default
Jeff Neumann · 05/20/11 07:29AMLawsuit Claims JPMorgan Ripped Off Its Clients
Jeff Neumann · 04/11/11 12:15AMSome former clients have filed a class action lawsuit against JPMorgan saying their bests interests weren't taken into account as the financial world first started to collapse in 2007 and, shockingly, that the bank actually profited $1.9 billion from the demise of London-based investment vehicle Sigma while the clients lost nearly $500 million in assets that JPMorgan didn't pull out. Oh the nerve of these not-as-rich-as-they-used-to-be people!