Two Saturdays ago, a LaGuardia Airport worker drove a Southwest Airlines stair car to get pizza for lunch. The New York Post was tipped off to this possible misuse of equipment because that's the tabloid's specialty: cracking down on any sort of proletarian malfeasance that helps make its cranky old readers feel superior about their middling work ethics. Even better, this particular pizza-romping joyride offered the pop-cultural bonus of taking place in a vessel reminiscent of Arrested Development's Bluth Company vehicle.

Netflix has finally blessed patient Arrested Development fans with their first official glimpse of the show's highly anticipated fourth season, which is set to premiere in January.

For the skeptics still holding out for physical proof that the fourth season of Arrested Development was truly, madly, deeply in production: Here's your very first look at the set of the revived show's first episode, courtesy of Michael Bluth himself.

Mansome, the latest documentary from Super Size Me director Morgan Spurlock, seeks to answer the question of what it means to be a man "in a world where the definition of masculinity has become as diverse as a hipster's facial hair in Williamsburg."

The nostalgic prequel-type movie did surprisingly well this weekend, while the fate of an unexpected summer bomb came clearer into focus and Ryan Reynolds took his second stumble of the season.

Lindsay Lohan pleads poverty in Louboutin heels. Arnold and Maria fight over child support. Jason Bateman gets upstaged by a puppy. Charlie Sheen likes sex twice a day, but his ex-girlfriend insisted on 19 lays per day. TGIFriday gossip.

After Charlie Sheen's marijuana bikini model lover dumped him, he consoled himself with an orgy. Jennifer Aniston goes on a strange double date. Lindsay Lohan shoots another Vanity Fair cover. Monday gossip bounces back.

Here's a trailer for Horrible Bosses, the new star-studded comedy about a trio of unhappy dudes who decide to kill their, well, horrible bosses. The cast is great (Charlie Day! Colin Farrell! Aniston!) and the concept is fun, so why does it look so... dull?

On Regis and Kelly, Jason Bateman outed himself as a "belieber" after having seen Never Say Never with his daughter. While Kelly similarly had an emotional experience with the film, Regis chides, "You're Jason Bateman, man, pull yourself together!"

The latest dumbdumb video takes product placement to the next level. "Always Open" is a talkshow (kind of) set at Denny's hosted by David Koechner (whammy!) and starring Jason Bateman. Let's learn about personal boundaries!

Don't worry, there aren't any boobs to see here! Just a simple video of Jason Bateman acting adorably and getting Elmo really excited about the alphabet. ...Does this make you miss the possibility of seeing Katy Perry's rack?

One To Grow On were public service announcements that aired directly after cartoons during NBC's Saturday morning lineup. From 1983-87, many famous faces graced the airwaves with tales of morality. Here's Jason Bateman's plea to stop "blasting in public."

Jasonbateman.com used to link to a gay porn hub. But in advance of his new movie, The Switch, Bateman's lawyers made the gay porn site go away. This is like the time our name linked to a gourmet cheese importer.

Jason Bateman got to work it like a stripper as he got all slutty and waxed for his dancer video. Unfortunately, he had to let go another actress in order to sling on his heels and strip off his clothes.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Kids in the Hall warn us of the dangers of child pageantry, Jason Bateman talks about the time he kissed Dustin Hoffman, and a Today Show anchor reports the weather while stuck inside of an elevator.

She's shameless!! Also today: Keep Marcia Gay Harden away from your kids, some great news about the death of an HBO show, and news of man of the moment Will Ferrell.

On this morning's Good Morning America, George Stephanopoulos made Jason Bateman to answer some tough questions. Not about the possible Arrested Development movie, but about his June make out session with Dustin Hoffman during the NBA finals.

The second video from DumbDumb, the Bateman/Arnet production company, is The Dancer. Jason Bateman stars as the new stripper at a club who harnesses the soul-redeeming power of Orbit gum to help his... fellow man.

Us Weekly claims actor Jason Bateman got booed for cutting in line for the iPhone. Jason denies it and Keith Olbermann's got his back—but people keep saying it happened. Come, let us untangle this knotted web of lies.

Two thousand Angelenos reportedly booed and hissed yesterday when Arrested Development's Jason Bateman—escorted by an Apple employee—cut in line for the iPhone. Even Woz waited in line! (This time.) [Us, CNN]