Lindsay Lohan: Free again. How much does it cost to have the Situation hang out with you? Oksana and Mel exchange dueling extortion claims. But, seriously, guys. Lindsay Lohan's out of jail! Saturday Gossip Roundup can't believe it either.

In the world of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the men are praised for sleeping around but the women are demonized for it. The creature known as Trash Bags feels this sting the worst.

What do you do when you've been cooped up in a house on South Beach for a few weeks with nothing but endless booze and catty fights? You revert to college style antics and pranks, like tonight's Jersey Shore.

We were very let down that last week's episode of Jersey Shore was a repeat. Absence didn't make our hearts grow fonder, it just made us miserable. Since misery loves company, lets wallow together in this live blog!

Screw JWOWW's slutty dresses: There's some wonderful new, unauthorized Jersey Shore-inspired attire now available. It's The Situation shirt that has a clear window for your, you know, situation. Abs not included. Don't worry, it comes in a tank-top too. [via]

Last night, Snooki graced the Late Show with her guidette presence for an enlightening interview with David Letterman. The highlight of said interview, however, came at the end—when Snooki taught a reluctant Letterman to fist pump. Video inside.

Jersey Shore's resident moneymaker, The Situation, put his iPhone app on the virtual shelves of the Apple App Store today. Just what can you expect from the king of GLT for $5 of your hard-earned money?

When she's not snookin' the night and snookin' for love—or starring on Jersey Shore—Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi can be found... making videos with her webcam? Here's one that Snooki uploaded just yesterday, of her lip-syncing Britney Spears' ballad, "Sometimes."

Our favorite guidos and guidettes from the Shore dropped by today's episode of Ellen. While they were there, they chatted about Snooki's time in the slammer and how the roommates don't feel too confident in The Situation's dance moves.

A fairly subdued (compared to her now-defunct Myspace profile) Deena Nicole walked the VMA red carpet last night. Inside, she gives a diplomatic answer to the Ronnie and Sammie two-state solution and defends Snooki's honor.

Sometimes the eight guidos we follow on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, find people to mate with. Sometimes they fail spectacularly. It seems we can learn even more when they strike out.

In order to get more people to watch the Video Music Awards, MTV is kicking it off with a new episode of Jersey Shore. The ploy is working, cause we're tuning in, and we'd like you to join us!

Sometimes the events on Jersey Shore, the greatest sociological experiment of our time, get extraordinarily trashy. That doesn't mean they aren't revelatory. What, exactly, can we learn about living in the modern age from our eight favorite guidos?

Angelina and Sammi were shocked to see a random guy walking through the Shore house. Actually, it's just Pauly D coming straight out of the shower. So what does he think his true coif looks like? "Justin Bieber, yo." Upgrade?

Poor Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! The Jersey Shore star lost a bid to trademark his nickname for a line of clothing. It gets worse: Mike's last name was just trademarked by someone else. For a line of clothing. Last week.

Extremely manic behavior was the name of the game during tonight's episode of Jersey Shore. The typical fights turned into a household Civil War before enemies became lovers and jumped into bed together. Who knew things could get this weird?

Do you want to watch a bunch of crazy people fight, hook up, and fight again? Do you want to make fun of them while they do it? Then be sure to join us for our Jersey Shore live blog.

TMZ featured video of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's disastrous courtroom appearance. The Jersey Shore starlet apologized for her disorderly conduct arrest, saying it was "out of character." The then judge proceeded to call her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe." Ouch.

MTV has ordered two additional installments of their guttural, sweat-stinked reality success. No, not seasons. Not yet. They're doing a post-season-two reunion, then a behind-the-scenes special. Then there's season three next year. Then more until they all die. (Season five?)

Jersey Shore's Snooki pled guilty to disturbing the public enjoyment of the beach and will do two days of community service and pay $533. The judge concluded by calling her "rude," "self-indulgent" and a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe." No respect!