If you missed this week's Jersey Shore, you missed many things: JWoww's reinterpretation of the concept of "clothing," Sammi's belief that she is passably Asian, and the Situation's ability to drive women out of his and Pauly's arms. Video inside.

Everyone's thinking—or at least should be thinking—about what they're going to dress up as for Halloween. Don't fall into the trap and wear one of these clichéd costumes that everyone else will have on. You can do better!

The subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time, Jersey Shore, finally breached the final frontier. When they got to Space, they got into a silly fight, set the world on fire, and were punished by their god.

Can you believe that we've had three months of Jersey Shore? What other insulting things do we have to say about our favorite guidos. Join our live blog and help us find out. Heck, hurl some insults of your own.

The second episode of South Park's new season targeted the state that's taken over America's televisions—New Jersey. It was ruthless, featuring less-than-flattering caricatures of Snooki, The Situation, and the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Jersey Shore denizen and slutty dress designer JWOWW got paid a boatload of money to tussle with a Snook-alike on a Spike TV wrestling show. Here's a peek at tonight's episode. In two years, this will be her entire career.

After only four weeks of competition, The Situation was sent home last night after one of the worst dances the show had ever seen. Inside, video of the elimination, a flashback montage of his "best moments," and his final dance.

Now that the creature known as Trash Bags has left Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, our tribe needs a new person to vilify. They choose The Situation, whose behavior reached an all-time low.

With Angelina gone, nary a punch was thrown on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore . But if you assumed that all of the drama would follow her out the door, you'd be wrong, thanks to Mike, the drunken club creep.

Meet Ritchie the V. Unfortunately, the V is dead. Too much partying, fights, and 'roids? Nope, some one bashed his head in. Now to find the killer, Booth and Brennan must decipher the deep mysteries of the "Guido Tribe"!

Yes, we know that the creature known as Trash Bags is no longer on Jersey Shore, but that doesn't mean there won't be drama. Come and watch all the action from the eye of the reality TV hurricane.

Producers have been hawking Brighton Beach, a Russian version of Jersey Shore since March. Lifetime just ordered 12 episodes of the show. But it won't be like Jersey Shore. This one is about family!

We're sure that Jersey Shore's Snooki, the greatest literary mind of her generation, needs no help writing her upcoming novel A Shore Thing!, but still we charged you with penning the first page of her book. Your submissions were genius.

Like when Godzilla finally topples and his flame breath is extinguished, so has the creature known as Trash Bags been defeated on Jersey Shore, the greatest sociological experiment of our time. She will not be missed.

You'll never believe what happened on this week's Jersey Shore: People got drunk! People had promiscuous sex with exotic foreigners! Friends became enemies, and enemies stayed enemies! Is anyone keeping track anymore? Not Angelina, because she finally left!

Hey guys, did you hear about Sammi Sweetheart's new line of hair extensions? Let's make fun of that and all the things that happen on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore. Come and join the fun!

The greatest literary mind of her generation, Jersey Shore's Snooki, is set to publish her first novel next year. Audition to be her ghostwriter by penning the first page of her novel! You could win a fun prize.

One of the great literary minds of her generation, Jersey Shore's Snooki, will publish her first novel next January. A Shore Thing! is sure to be a keenly observed bildungsroman about a girl looking for love on the boardwalk.

How did Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino do on his first "real" performance on Dancing With the Stars? We rounded up all of the best parts for you (because nobody should have to sit through two whole hours of celebrity dancing!)

Have you ever asked yourself, "Is there anyone who doesn't love Snooki?" I have, and I could never answer, "Yes!" until this morning, when—during a Morning Joe discussion on education—Lawrence O'Donnell hated on the Princess of Poughkeepsie.