A heartbroken Snooki was asked about her crush on and hookups with fellow cast-mate Vinny, who she felt "turned into like a jerk-off" during the season. One thing is clear, though: she does not like him for his "seabiscut" (the apparent name of his penis.)
Is it possible to assign a dollar value to a specific person? Duh, yes, Rutgers University just did it: Jersey Shore's Snooki is worth $32,000 and Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison is worth $30,000.
I'll be the first one to admit that Jersey Shore appears to be on its last legs. That is not necessarily an awful thing, as the Ron-Sam argument has almost turned my brain into a fine powder. Even though the show itself seems to be winding down, it managed to secure its highest season finale ratings ever last week, with almost 8 million people accidently tuning in.
Last night was the season finale of Jersey Shore. It's the end of the summer and our Guido heroes must part ways. There were tearful goodbyes and, of course, Sammi and Ronnie had to break up for the 7,183rd time.
Everything must eventually end and—like sucking the lemon, disposing the condom, or unclogging the toilet—the final transmission of Jersey Shore was the final gesture of the greatest sociological experiment of our time.
Have you noticed this season of Jersey Shore seemed to dwell on... crap? The clogged toilet, Ronnie's bleeding butt problem, Snookie's resemblance to a turd. Now you can relive your favorite moments of Guido defecation—a season in poop.
Yes, the season finale of Jersey Shore aired last night. If you missed it—or if you can't stand it—watch this mashup with audio of Ron and Sam fighting set over video of the Justice League.
As our subjects in the most important sociological experiment of our time get close to the end of their summer, they start to fall into old patterns and must face their oldest and deadliest villains. Oh, and Sammi said "done" again. The apocalypse is nigh.
Time was, high school students had to study vocab lists and brush up on their algebra to prepare for the SATs. Now they just have to watch a lot of trashy reality television. The essay question in this year's SATs has caused a stir because it's not about all of the 19th century books and stuff kids have worked their butts off to learn about.
Guess what! The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump aired tonight. Among the roasters was Jersey Shore star The Situation, who just completely, totally, utterly bombed. How bad was he? The crowd almost didn't let him finish—seriously!
I haven't watched professional wrestling in several years, so I'm not sure how often stuff like this happens, but—on tonight's WWE Raw—Snooki showed up and then... beat a girl's ass! Looks like she'll be at WrestleMania, too.
you ever have a sense of déjà vu when watching reality TV? Like when a show comes back from commercial and you're like, "Wait a minute. Didn't I just see that?" Yeah, you probably did, and it's annoying as all hell. Why must reality producers treat us like imbeciles?
As the season wears on in Seaside Heights, the eight subjects in what is and forever shall be the most important sociological experiment of our time grow listless. Their behavior becomes simultaneously erratic and monotonous. Then the same torturous storyline comes along again to fill up the tedium.
This week on the epic Greek Tragedy that is Jersey Shore, the Situation reignites Sammi and Ronnie's endless break-up drama. He does this by telling Ronnie, Sammi texted other guys when they were broken up- which apparently is very wrong.
