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Of all the creatures on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, Snooki is possibly the most vulnerable. Last night we saw attacks on the little heffalump from all directions. She barely survived, and there is danger on the horizon.

The Situation pulled a prank on Deena and Snooki this week on Indepedent Spirit Award-Winning Jersey Shore. Why did he pull this prank? Well, we don't know, but probably because his job involves day-drinking and day-drinking spawns expensive, elaborate pranks.

We all know that Jersey Shore is the most important sociological experiment of our time, but is it also the most inspiring children's book of our time? One illustrator sent Snooki and her cohorts to Wonderland and the results are rather amusing.

Now that Ronnie and Sammi are broken up, we can return to the fun and frivolity of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. Between the clogged toilets, the soiled panties, and the return of old foes, there was a lot going on.

It's time for all the designers, models, and assorted hangers on to finally head home and get over the constant champagne buzz of New York Fashion Week. Yes, today is the final day of the festivities, and we're still bringing you the best images of the day, like this model at Elie Tahari, who does not want to be messed with. [Image via Getty]

Yesterday New Jersey governor Chris Christie once again talked shit about the cast of Jersey Shore and said he wants New York to "take them back." He really needs to shut up about this.

Like the finale of one of Tennessee Williams's lesser plays, the scenes of Jersey Shore, played out like a delirious tragedy rather than the greatest sociological experiment of our time. Naturally it all had to do with Sammi and Ronnie and their continued violent love battle.

This week on Jersey Shore, our thespians once again find themselves in the midst of the heart-breaking tragedy that is Ron and Sam. Last night's break-up featured rage-fueled furniture breaking, revenge hook-ups and lots of running mascara.

Jersey Shore brawler and undiscovered artistic talent Jenni "JWOWW" Farley released her dating guide, The Rules According to JWOWW, today. Shockingly, she's got some pretty good advice for everyone.

Being the star of an MTV reality show is not the pinnacle of all human existence. The Situation told E! that he's got bigger plans. What plans? If you guessed opening a chain of fondue restaurants you wold be wrong.

Zach Efron got down with an Australian starlet. Charlie Sheen battles off porn stars. Lauren Conrad's reality show gets dumped. Russell Brand's unexpected high school picture. Gisele horrifies cancer doctors everywhere. Saturday Gossip roundup is aluminum-free.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie had to be rushed to the doctor for emergency treatment. Of course, on Academy Award Nominated Jersey Shore "emergency treatment" is translated as drinking so much you start bleeding from your anus.

Though it is their summer playground, Seaside Heights can also be a torture chamber for the romantic lives of the eight guidos of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. Behold hearts being broken and stalkers returning!

Singing Furby Justin Bieber has enlisted the help of Jersey Shore's The Situation and DJ Paulie D to make promos for his new 3D concert extravaganza Never Say Never. The results are terrifying.

Our quest of spotting "Pauly D. With Normal Hair" began in an outtake from season 2 of Jersey Shore. Now, we're lucky to see the sight again—this time, in the form of a commercial for Justin Bieber's movie.

Snooki and JWOWW are supposedly hunting for a location to film their Jersey Shore spin-off. TMZ thinks it discovered the front-runner. The place looks really bland for these two. Maybe they'll paint it orange and festoon it in Ed Hardy?

When watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, we're looking for new and exciting behavior. However there is one pattern that repeats constantly: Sammi and Ronnie breaking up. It happened again, this time with more violence!

It was reconciliation central on Jersey Shore this week. Jwoww and Ronnie forgive each other and then Sammi and Ronnie forgive each other. Well, that's before Ronnie started crying and was then promptly punched in the face by Sammi.

...And it is much worse than we thought. Here's their take on the "situation," which includes behaving poorly many of Italy's national landmarks and painting Pauly D's face into Michelango's "Creation of Adam" at the Sistine Chapel.