Hollywood will always remember where it was when it first heard the news that Saw 6 had underperformed at the box office. Yes, times, are tough. Sure, media is in freefall; but who imagined it would come to this?

Sitcoms are rarely created under a veil of intense secrecy, but the creators behind NBC's new Amy Poehler "non-spinoff" of The Office rival even Lost for sheer obfuscation. Now, finally, we have a synopsis.

The Observer UK profiles Nick Jones, the owner of Soho House and one-time proprietor of a chain of UK restaurants called "Over the Top." The concept for the latter: "You chose your meata burger, a bit of chicken or pork or lamband then you could choose one of 10 toppings to go over the top.' What, like a cheese sauce? He coughs. 'A Dijon cheese sauce, please. The sauces were all called after mountains, like Kilimanjaro.' Was there a Scafell Pike? 'No... but the curry sauce was named after an Indian mountain.'"
Wanna be in my club? [Observer via TMN]