Last month in Illinois, the annual four day Gathering of the Juggalos turned ugly, with Tila Tequila getting pelted with rocks, beer and shit. But there's much more to the Gathering than attacks on microcelebrities, as the Village Voice discovers.

A concert over the weekend in Colorado turned ugly when fans began rioting, burning down vendor tents and throwing people through windows. This might sound like a Juggalo event, but no... it was a Earth, Wind & Fire concert.

The band gave Tila "fair warning" of her impending juggalo assault. Laurence Fishburne disowns his porn star daughter. Halle Berry would rather go naked. Tuesday gossip hedges its bets.

Rapper Method Man was hit with a "full beer can" at this weekend's Gathering of the Juggalos, becoming the second artist to be assaulted by fans of rap group Insane Clown Posse after Tila Tequila, who was "pelted with feces."

People outside of the Midwest may not know what a Juggalo is. Trust us, they are amazing creatures. But was microcelebrity Tila Tequila really attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois with piss, shit and bricks last night?

"A notorious American youth gang... has hit Sydney," writes Australian tabloid The Daily Telegraph. Is it the Bloods? The Crips? The Latin Kings? No, it's the fearsome Midwestern clowns the Juggalos, obsessive fans of face-painted rappers Insane Clown Posse.

Do you know Violent JJ? Well, he's the five-year-old son of Insane Clown Posse member Violent J, and he has a new—and violent, natch—music video out for his song, "Bad Bad Man." Inside, the decline of America's youth.

While the Insane Clown Posse are probably best known for their brand of horrorcore style rap lyrics and minuscule stints in the pro-wrestling circuit, they've recently shown off their softer, more spiritual side with their video for their single "Miracles."

Seriously people, Juggalos haven't gotten the recognition they deserve. They're like Libertarians but with more face paint, f-bombs, and threats of rape. Thanks to Juggalo news, we finally have a new juggavoice in the 24-hour news landscape.

Fittingly, the premiere for this movie was in Detroit, where they have absolutely nothing to look forward to other than the complete and total collapse of their infrastructure and this. Mensa members Juggalos (fans of Horrorcore, or in layman's terms—the worst music ever to grace this planet, including Reggaeton sung by fat children), braved the frigid temperatures to see the movie. One person drove from freaking Kentucky to go to the premiere.

"Gathering of the Juggalos Survival Guide." Oh ho ho. Society, weird and wonderful! Internalize it.