There's a rumor that "Justin Bieber", a Smith performance art major's well-received senior thesis, will host a rebooted version of MTV's hidden-camera series Punk'd. So he'll be the new Ashton Kutcher. Meaning he'll marry the new Demi Moore, Demi Moore.

[Justin Bieber at the Toronto wedding of his regular guitar player. Image: Splash]

When Justin Bieber travels on tour, he has a list of demands. Like any kid, he wants to eat candy like Swedish Fish (or "Big Foot" while in Canada) and potato chips. So what else can't Justin live without?

Love Justin Bieber, but hate how the only way you can show your love is through tweeting about him incessantly? Soon you will be able to buy Justin Bieber dolls! And Justin Bieber bedding! Just in time for Christmas.

In your Tuesday edition of, "Really, Megyn Kelly? Really?" we have this: Kelly—and half of her panel—thinks that CBS exploited tween sensation Justin Bieber (who guest starred on the CSI premiere) to promote an anti-Tea Party agenda. Buh?

The Onion hilariously unmasks Justin Bieber's "true identity:" a 51-year-old pedophile! We're sad to report that this story is false. Therefore, males everywhere will continue trying to rationalize why they can't score as much tail as a 16-year-old kid.

Following Justin Bieber's acting debut on CSI, the burgeoning 16-year-old lesbian thespian is set to go into production on his own a 3D biopic. Video inside.

Obnoxious geyser of celebrity news TMZ gave 16-year-old Justin Bieber a hard time for making out in a Honda. When asked about it, Bieber denied ever being in a Honda. Hondas are great cars, what's the big deal?

Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!

Elisabeth Moss files for divorce. Jailbound Lindsay Lohan gets a facial. Michael Jackson's kids will take the stand to discuss his drug use. Tuesday gossip puts its best face and worst faith forward.

This is a historic night! Currently, #getsomejustin is a trending topic on Twitter: It's the first Twitter trend started by Justin Bieber fans with the express intent of tormenting Justin Bieber. The Bieberacolypse has begun.

Has your dad ever embarrassed you? OK, how about this: has your dad ever embarrassed you by overtaking your Justin Bieber-themed performance video and shaking his groove thang all over the room as you and your sister observed in horror?

During a recent stop in Edmonton, Canada, Justin Bieber stopped by a Hooters at the West Edmonton Mall. Here is a picture of Beiber posing with women whose boobs are the size of his head.

Oh, joy! Sometimes, Monday brings things that make us laugh, and this is one of them: a preview clip of Justin Bieber's guest appearance on the upcoming CSI season premiere. Inside, watch—and laugh/cringe—along with the rest of us.

Dangerously unpredictable manufactured pop sensation Justin Bieber was "horsing around" with some friends before a concert when he threw two water balloons at Maryland State Troopers, one of which burst. Biebs, assaulting a police officer is a felony!

The new Google Instant guesses what you're searching for while you're typing, and retrieves results before you finish. It's the T-9 of search engines. And it means buying an "erector set" will make everyone think you have "erectile dysfunction."

Remember that CSI promo from a few weeks ago that featured but a glimpse of Justin Bieber, who will guest star in the season premiere? Well, there's a new one out, and it's even creepier—and Bieber-filled!—than the first!

Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars outfit: Revealed. Whoopi Goldberg bought a huge Michael Jordan, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick say everything's chill. A Playboy Playmate might sue Spencer Prat! Monday's Gossip Roundup is a labor of love.

Kanye West's Twitter apology shocks a nation on vacation. Chelsea Clinton: smooching. Sam and Ronnie: Also smooching. Justin Bieber: dancing with Will Smith's son. Sunday Gossip Round up is like a flower petal caught in a wild stallion's mane.

Do you know who Sydney Dalton is? No? Well, she's a girl who uploaded a video to YouTube of her and her friends ripping Justin Bieber posters from her wall. Now, a crazed Belieber named Hannah has vowed physical revenge.