The AMAs are coming up! How is ABC drumming up buzz? By releasing a two-minute video of several bikers arguing in front of a juke box over Katy Perry and Ke$ha before settling for/dancing to Justin Bieber, naturally. Watch inside.

When the two most powerful commercial forces in the known universe—Justin Bieber and Wal-Mart—join forces, what hope is there for any of us? Soon, Justin Bieber will drench your tween daughters in his own scent. Like a dog.

In Part 3 of our analysis of Canadian Siren Justin Bieber's autobiography First Step 2 Forever, we take a look at his feelings on family. Family is very important to him, as the book's text and especially its photos suggest.

In Part 2 of our series sifting through the pages of Canadian mezzo-soprano Justin Bieber's autobiography First Step 2 Forever, we turn to his romantic side. The book educates us in the Bieber's chief pursuit: girls. So many girls.

Beliebers, convene! Non-Beliebers, cringe! Hot off the press, here's the first official trailer for the upcoming Justin Bieber documentary/concert film, Never Say Never, presented—for some reason—in 3D. It's kind of like the trailer for Secretariat, no? Watch inside.

We finally got our copy of Canadian soul chanteuse Justin Bieber's new autobiography First Step 2 Forever, and we are so excited to share it with you! Let's ease into the material with some textual pictures, shall we?

A spot of hope for a nation of traumatized hairdressers: "I was thinking about shaving it off or changing it," Justin Bieber says of his hair. "But I know now isn't the right time. Maybe [for my] next album."

A beaver found living in the Bronx River has, after a contest, been named Justin Beaver, an homage to Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber. And thus marks the last time Bieber will ever be associated with anything beaver-related. [NYP]

A new explanation for Bieber's laser tag freak out emerges. Rooney Mara pierces her nipples. Kim Kardashian will never again go naked. Elin Nordegren got $110 million from Tiger? Monday gossip grapples with the bullying crisis afflicting our gay tweens.

Friday night, Justin Bieber got kicked out of a laser tag center in Richmond, British Columbia after a 12-year-old claimed Bieber hit him. Justin and his bodyguards showed up and allegedly proceeded to rough up the joint. Oh, baby.

Everyone's thinking—or at least should be thinking—about what they're going to dress up as for Halloween. Don't fall into the trap and wear one of these clichéd costumes that everyone else will have on. You can do better!

The powerful pop singer is apparently launching a nail polish line for his target audience—tween girls. Speculative sources on Chelsea Lately claim the ubiquitous sixteen year old musician is more interested in pranks than entrepreneurship.

It's the role that Jimmy Fallon was born to play. And he nails it, a little too well. Boyish charms can get you far in show biz! Here the Biebs reflects on the housing bubble.

Justin Bieber made his name with bubblegum pop R&B for the under-14 set. Now he's starting to rap under the "alter ego rap name" Shawty Mane. Check out his "flow".

[Justin Bieber at a fan event in Japan. Photo via Splash]

The recording industry's Chosen One questions the machine that created him. Ashton and Demi "share love" in Israel. George Michael gets out of prison. Crystal Bowersox weds in a hemp dress decorated with seashells. Monday gossip has doubts.

Meet Erik. Erik loves Justin Bieber, hates those who don't, and—in a quickly spreading online video—has threatened to ruin the lives of unrepentant non-Beliebers. Unfortunately for Erik, though, 4chan may have already turned the tables on him.

Ben Harper and Laura Dern: Splitsville, USA. Population: Them. Justin Bieber's new line of nail polish! Mariah Carey throws a birthday bash. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spotted doing normal couple things. Sunday Gossip Roundup! It's here.

This 35-year-old's name happens to be Justin Bieber. He's had to change his phone number to put an end to teenaged girls calling at all hours. Facebook took away his account! It can't get any worse. Video inside.

Meet Justin Bieber, a 35-year-old Jacksonville man besieged by phone calls and letters from romance-crazed teenage girls trying to contact the fresh-faced singer of their dreams. Facebook even kicked him off the network for having a fake celebrity account.