According to an official report obtained by NBC News, there was so much marijuana smoke in Justin Bieber's Super Bowl-bound plane that pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks. The report also states that Bieber and his father were "extremely abusive" to a flight attendant.

At least one Democratic senator is willing to deport Justin Bieber. We can make this happen, America.

Updated list of Justin Bieber's vices: weed, pills, cough syrup, pineapple Fanta, stripper boobs.

Justin Bieber's private jet was reportedly detained at a New Jersey airport this afternoon after law enforcement agents smelled a "strong odor of pot" coming from inside. The plane, which had just landed for the Super Bowl, is reportedly being held until police dogs give it the all clear.

Oof. Toby is a 33-year-old who says he has spent $100,00 on about 100 plastic surgery procedures in the hope of resembling Justin Bieber. Oof. Toby came upon this idea when he was 28, saw his face aging, and "didn't know what to do." Oof. Now he travels around Los Angeles asking people, "Do I remind you of anyone?" Sometimes he does a little Bieber-esque head tic to emphasize his side swept 'do, a hairstyle that Bieber abandoned several years ago at this point. Oof oof oof.

The rough week for Justin Bieber continues: Last night, the 19-year-old turned himself in to Toronto police on charges that he allegedly assaulted a limo driver in December.

Now that he's finished with the State of the Union, President Obama can focus on more important tasks, like the petition to deport the alleged Canadian criminal Justin Bieber.

Yesterday, MSNBC host Andrea Mitchel interrupted a conversation about the NSA with former congresswoman Jane Harman to introduce some breaking Justin Bieber news.

The full report from Justin Bieber's arrest this morning:

Considering he's facing up to six months in jail, he looks pretty happy. Below, video allegedly showing his arrest.

It's not looking good for Justin Bieber. After he was pulled over early this morning, the 19-year-old reportedly admitted to having alcohol, pot, and prescription drugs in his system. And then he cussed out the police officers trying to arrest him. He faces up to six months in jail.

Looks like Justin Bieber's legal troubles are just beginning: Early Thursday morning, the sizzurp-loving pop star was arrested in Miami for driving under the influence and drag racing.

Sources close to Justin Bieber are insisting that he doesn't do cocaine and never has "in his life," but tell TMZ the 19-year-old pop star is still hooked on a drug of an entirely different nature: Life. No, kidding: He's apparently addicted to sizzurp.

Justin Bieber is no stranger to egging, but the no-good punk was on the other side of the ovum last night as he allegedly launched an all-out egg assault on his neighbor's house.

Christmas has come a few days early for Justin Bieber haterz: The man-boy "bitch banger" announced yesterday that he plans to retire from the music biz after his latest album drops so he can focus more on sleeping with South American prostitutes.

Justin Bieber continued his shithead streak in South America this weekend, getting caught on video mistreating Argentine flags on stage. Insulting Argentina's flag is a crime punishable by up to four years in jail, but unfortunately he made it home safe without being imprisoned.

According to Brazilian model Tati Neves, 27, not only is Justin Bieber "marvelous and unforgettable" in the sack, he's also "very well endowed." Now who are we supposed to believe in the Bieber Penis Wars? The Panamanian prostitute who said Bieber was packing a "so-so" member or Neves, the married woman who filmed Bieber sleeping and uploaded it to YouTube?

It all started with a video of Justin Bieber sleeping.

"This is my escape," pop singer Justin Bieber writes of this photo, posted to his Instagram. That monkey figure sure looks familiar! It looks just like, what's it called, centuries of racist caricatures of blacks. Good week for Justin so far.

When it rains, it pours.