Faith-based dating kn0w-it-all and "motivational speaker" Justin Lookadoo, who famously told a bunch of Texas high school students that "dateable girls shut up" last year (and spawned #lookadouche), was arrested by police in Indiana after they found him inside his puke-stained car on the side of the road.

At a PTA-sponsored assembly yesterday afternoon, Richardson High School students were taught a very important, very timely lesson: If a girl wants to be dateable, she needs to know when to shut up.