#WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple Kim and Kanye Kardashian's huge blowout wedding is scheduled to go down in France next month, but the two are actually getting married this week in a secret ceremony, TMZ reports. Well, as secretly as Kimye can do anything, anyway.

When Kanye West runs out to pick up some Burger King for Kim Kardashian, he does it big. The rapper is reportedly planning to buy his fiancée a 10-piece order of European Burger King franchises to celebrate their wedding.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, two cyborgs who appeared on a print publication's cover to the dismay of Sarah Michelle Gellar and maybe one other person, are set to be wed in a Parisian ceremony in May. Instead of rice, may we suggest guests toss these florid qualifiers at the newlyweds as they emerge from Versailles' Hall of Mirrors?

What is Kanye West looking at on his iPad in this ho-hum normal Vogue photo of a boring family having a regular-ass day at home? Use the image template we created to make it anything at all!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appear on the cover of April's Vogue, along with the word "selfie" and the #WorldsMostImpracticalHashtag. Looks like the "world's most talked-about couple"—sorry, Jay and Bey—got Annie Leibovitz to take the world's most #trill wedding photo.

Oh internet! Oh glorious fountain of lies and truth, oh tangled network of trolls and heroes, oh noxious abyss of Photoshopped Harry Styles photos. You are so wonderful yet so full of shit.

An artisanal cannibalism startup says it wants to sell meat grown from the tissue of celebrities like Kanye West and James Franco.

On Tuesday's Late Night with Seth Meyers, Kanye West truly cracked the Matrix. Without raising his voice or spiraling into narrative curlicues or providing any of the intensity necessary to render this 2+ minute verbal essay on his creative prowess a "rant," West lucidly explained what he's been saying for a while now: He feels stifled by powers that be who expect him to work in a certain way because of his established profile. He feels limited in his permitted expression, particularly when it comes to fashion.

Kanye West blasted Charlamagne tha God and Sway during a recent show: "What the fuck you did the past 10 years of your past motherfucking life? Charlamagne! Sway! The fuck you did?" Imagine how much more interesting their interviews would have been had he said that then. Imagine how much less cowardly he'd look now.

Did you miss out on copping a pair of Kanye West's $245 Air Yeezy II Red October sneakers today? If so, don't worry: they're now being hawked on eBay for around $5,000.

"I just close my eyes and act like I'm a 3-year-old. I try to get as close to a childlike level as possible because we were all artists back then," begins Kanye West in his Interview interview with Steve McQueen. It only gets better from there, with Kanye being equally reasonable and outlandish, just like we like him.

Here's a great lede: "Kanye West just attacked an 18-year-old guy inside the waiting room of a chiropractor's office..." Of course he did.

In an epic, 27-minute-long rant, Kanye West vowed to stop talking shit "for a long time."

When Beyoncé walks, she tells us, she walks with a vengeance. When she enters the room, she commands every eyeball and ear her way. And what an entrance it was, the release of her surprise fifth album, the consistently dazzling BEYONCÉ, which landed on iTunes without previous announcement last night.

Tom Cruise got a lot of shit when he merely appeared to compare his job as an entertainer with the hardships endured by a soldier in Afghanistan. But when Kanye unequivicoally made that same exact comparison, he was mostly left to his own mania.

And with that, South Park is back in the news. (17 seasons? Jesus Christ.)

A Kanye West fan who just didn't get her idol's art was unceremoniously booted from a recent concert by Ye himself after asking him to take off his creepy-ass mask.

"And Yeezus is the top one or two album on every single list. But only gets two nominations from the Grammys. What are they trying to say?" They're trying to say that they don't like it, Kanye.

Kanye West reportedly filled fewer than 4,500 seats in Kansas City's 18,500-capacity Sprint Center last night. This Yeezy season's a particularly cold one.

As briefly noted, after what would have been a humbling interview with Power 105's Breakfast Club to just about any other person on the planet, Kanye West went on to appear on the Sirius show of MTV personality, Sway. We used to just have audio, and now there is almost 35 minutes of video. Thank Yeezus.