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Car Thief Throws Brick at Car, Brick Bounces Off Car, Knocks Thief Out
Brendan O'Connor · 02/28/15 03:23PMChristmas Presents Are For Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/14 09:30AMChild Molester Won $3 Million Lottery Jackpot Because of His Good Karma
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/10/14 10:30PMDistracted White People Mistakenly Vote for Slavery Reparations
Adam Weinstein · 06/19/14 10:20AMDallas County, population 2.5 million, now officially stands for "monetary and substantial reparations" for black Americans' suffering, after the County Commission summarily approved a resolution by its only black member that the white commissioners never bothered to read.
James Joyce Likely Had Syphilis From Prostitutes, New Book Says
Adam Weinstein · 06/03/14 11:20AMPart-African Neo-Nazi Pleads to Charges After His Aryan Utopia Fails
Adam Weinstein · 04/29/14 03:02PMSexist Dentist Creeps on Patient, Patient Shames Him in Online Letter
Adam Weinstein · 04/25/14 01:20PMHey there, sweetness. No cavities. You are a great flosser. But why don't you smile more? I bet it's 'cause of this little gap here in your cute little bunny teeth. No, here. Open up, let me show you. I've got just the thing you need. Your boss'll give you a raise! Just lie back and let me take care of it.
Drunk Woman Arrested After Facebook Boast About Passing Breathalyzer
Jay Hathaway · 03/31/14 12:10PMAdam Weinstein · 02/21/14 01:27PM
Adam Weinstein · 02/13/14 03:20PM
Hoarder with Long History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolfdogs
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 04:26PMRoad Raging Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Groin
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/07/13 04:32PMEx-GOP Leader Who Made Fun of Weiner Arrested for Sexting a Minor
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/05/13 04:18PMMystery Canadian Buys Cups of Coffee for 500 Tim Hortons Customers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/25/13 09:45AMWhen Stealing, Do Not Be Too Greedy
Hamilton Nolan · 11/14/12 10:00AMBurglar Cuts Self on Glass Breaking Into Home, Dies
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/22/12 05:15PMRich Bastard Disproves Karma With $200 Million Year
Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/12 09:47AMPrivate equity kingpin and walking manifestation of bad PR for the top 1% Stephen Schwarzman had a great, great year this year. This rich, selfish bastard—who compared a plan to raise taxes on private equity firms to Hitler invading Poland, and who stated that his number one New Year's wish, in the midst of the worst recession in a century, was to create a "tax-free zone" for wealthy foreign nationals in New York—had an outstanding 2011, compensation-wise.
Village Voice Caught in Jayson Blair-Style Fabrication Scandal (Updated)
Hamilton Nolan · 01/07/11 10:58AMChild Who Abuses Lizard Gets What He Deserves
Christopher Han · 12/07/10 09:30AMA kid this young - it's not his fault. However, if you hit a lizard one too many times, it's going to retaliate. If the first 51 seconds disturb you, the last 10 will not!