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Congratulations, Single Men: Blake Lively Is Back on the Market
Brian Moylan · 10/27/10 10:34AMThe City: A Showdown in Candy Land
Brian Moylan · 07/14/10 12:10PMWe were too busy getting over this weekend's sunburn to watch The City last night. Good thing fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there for the season finale. The fate of Whitney and Olivia's souls hang in the balance.
The City Finale: Everyone is Miserable Except for Olivia Palermo
Emily Chen · 07/14/10 11:50AMLast night's season finale of The City faced the unenviable task of following The Hills. Solution? Just make everyone as unhappy as possible and let the dramatic "cliffhanger" carry over to the next season.
The City: Movin' On Up
Brian Moylan · 07/07/10 11:10AMWe were too busy haranguing Real Housewives at a Barnes & Noble on the Upper East Side to watch The City last night. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to watch all the roommate breakup action.
The City: Taking out the Trash
Brian Moylan · 06/23/10 12:12PMWe were too busy breathing in the fresh scent of post-rainstorm New York to watch The City last night. Luckily, fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to clue us in on all the trashy cat fights.
The City: 10 Things We Hate About You
Brian Moylan · 06/02/10 01:59PMFictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern called this morning and said she couldn't write about The City. Something to do with prostitution charges and Tom Arnold. Anyway, you're stuck with me, and I actually had to watch the show.
Kelly Cutrone's Latest Victim: Roxy Olin
Emily Chen · 05/26/10 12:04PMRoxy Olin was put in her place by Kelly Cutrone on The City after her incident at Glamour magazine in which she described an outfit as "Ballerina, gone punk rock, gone a little hooker, but in a good way."
The City: The Civil War Years
Brian Moylan · 05/12/10 01:54PMWe were so busy trying to promote our birthday party that we didn't have time to watch The City last night. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there for all the bitch-on-bitch fighting action.
The City Star Reacts to Another Paycheck
Richard Lawson · 05/05/10 04:28PM
[Whitney Port dining al fresco with Kelly Cutrone in Soho; image via Splash]
Snubs and The City
Brian Moylan · 05/05/10 01:01PMWe were too busy crying while watching Lost last night to even bother with The City. It's a good thing fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to fill us in on all the details.
Preview Kelly Cutrone's If You Have to Cry, Go Outside
gawkercreative · 05/02/10 01:59PM
Kelly Cutrone, the uber-boss/mentor/reality show star (The Hills, The City, and Kell on Earth) can now add "author" to her bio. Her new book, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside, offers no-bullshit advice on how to live your very own glam life.
The City: Walk of Shame
Brian Moylan · 04/28/10 01:39PMWe were too busy paying good money to see Courtney Love sleepwalk through a 45-minute set at Terminal 5 last night to watch the season premiere of The City. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was on the job.
You Mean 'The City' Isn't Real?
Maureen O'Connor · 04/02/10 01:30AMWhitney Port hired a publicist, and it is not Kelly Cutrone.
Kelly Cutrone Gets a Surprise Party and a Pair of Goat Shoes
Elaine Moran · 03/30/10 02:24PMOn the season finale of Kell on Earth, Kelly Cutrone's assistants bent over backwards to shock her with a surprise party. The most shocking part of it, however, is undoubtedly these beastly shoes.
Kell on Earth: The Fires of Kell
Brian Moylan · 03/30/10 01:16PMWe were too busy eating a whole bag of Robin Eggs last night to bother watching the finale of Kell on Earth. Luckily our fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there for all the action, and lived to tell the tale.
Kell on Earth: Staff Infections
Brian Moylan · 03/23/10 01:22PMWe were too busy last night watching Nurse Jackie make bad decisions to bother with Kell on Earth. Luckily our very own fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was making some bad decisions of her own and has the scoop.
Kell on Earth: A Day in the Life of the Revolution
Brian Moylan · 03/16/10 01:11PM
We were too busy winning a strawberry-shaped welcome mat at drag queen bingo last night to watch Kell on Earth. Thankfully fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was up to some shenanigans of her own.
Kell on Earth: Cry, Cry Baby
Brian Moylan · 03/09/10 02:07PMWe were too busy attending a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine so we missed the latest episode of Kell on Earth. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there with her flux capacitor to capture the action.
Osbourne Breasts for Sale on eBay and Other Nightmares
Maureen O'Connor · 03/09/10 06:35AM
Sharon fantasizes about a capitalist end for her "waterbed" chest. Lil' Wayne is finally at Rikers, and now we know his real height. Kelly Cutrone saves the world with her vibrator. Tuesday gossip is climactic.