As the Winslet-Mendes marriage fell apart, Kate "freaked out" over her Mendes-directed sex scenes with Leonardo. Snooki on sobering up in jail: "It happens to the best of us." Tuesday gossip is a matter of opinion.

Before Ke$ha spread glitter all over America, Brooklyn-based electropop trio Tayisha Busay was spreading it all over NYC, like in this WTF-worthy (in the most fun sense of the word) video for their single, "WTF You Doin' In My Mouth?"

@AngelinaJolie doesn't have followers yet—who will be the first? Paris Hilton denies doing a Nazi salute. Justin Bieber's life saved by a Segway. Ke$ha has a spanking fetish. Tuesday gossip is one tweet away from your best friend.

These young lads from Beantown have go he extra mile in showing their love for Ke$ha's Take It Off. Watch as they take their song and dance to their apartment, the club and to the streets.

The dancing soldier YouTube meme has been banished from the Israel Defense Forces. Armed soldiers who danced to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" in Hebron have been ordered to make a public service video to prevent future dancing soldier videos. [Awl, Mashable]

Today at Gawker.TV, a look inside Lindsay Lohan's future jail cell, Ke$ha likes her men fat and bearded, Fox and Friends discuss their favorite J.Lo movies, and in case you missed it: Steve Carell's must-see appearance on the Colbert Report.

On Wednesday's installment of The Daily Ten, Ke$ha explained to Michael Yo that her ideal man is both burly and beard-y.

Lindsay's "fuck u" manicure was "a joke," but her Cato Institute-quoting tweets aren't. New Mel Gibson tapes apparently show him telling Oksana she "deserved" physical abuse. Ryan Seacrest's beard commits—with sexy photos? Thursday gossip speaks truth to power.

Yesterday, a video of six Israeli soldiers dancing to Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" while on patrol (watch it here) went ~viral~. Tonight, during his interview with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Larry King broached the subject. The result was deliciously awkward.

Six Israeli Soldiers performed a synchronized dance to Tik Tok by Kesha while on-duty in Hebron and uploaded the video to YouTube. The original video has been removed and the soldiers may face disciplinary action...but not for cheesy dance moves.

Because of the riot at last week's South Street Seaport concert for Hanson and rapper Drake, organizers have cancelled two more concerts including one by horrible pop act Ke$ha. We never thought we'd say this, but thanks Hanson!

Spencer and Heidi are splitting up. Lohan wants to make her SCRAM bracelet fancy. Ke$ha and Beyonce are being sued. Roman Polanski's life: Better than yours. Nick Cannon's puppy: pregnant. Saturday Gossip Roundup is a holiday weekend of gossip.

Lindsay's alcohol education deadline is up, and she's three classes behind and in Cannes. The Jonas Brothers get trapped in an elevator and escape only because they are thin. Courtney Love had sex with Kate Moss. Thursday's gossip has arrived.

When we've seen dancing soldiers videos before, the gay references were in the eye of the beholder. Not so with these soldiers who say (or read?) "It's alright to be gay in the military," then dance to Ke$ha.

Wintour goes nuclear on the dancefloor. Halle Berry calls her soon-to-be ex a "loser." Charlie Sheen hands over custody. Ke$ha ruins a bat mitzvah. Tiger Woods' butt sweats. Wednesday's gossip roundup likes to party.

She knew they were related when he called himself P@t the R@t. Sienna and Jude are officially back together. Sandra's baby sells more magazines than Angelina's. Tuesday gossip is symbolic.

What the more recent seasons of The Simpsons have lacked in terms of comedic creativity, they've made up for with wacky intros. Case in point: last night's opening, in which the entire Springfield gang performed Ke$ha's "TiK ToK." Video inside.

As you know, Ke$ha performed on SNL last night. And in what's surely a coincidence, her second performance (video here) is eerily similar to one by Australian artist Sia on Later... with Jools Holland in 2008. The original video, inside.

Tonight, Ke$ha stumbled out and performed some weird a capella version of "Tik Tok" on SNL and played with lasers and wore a hideous metallic American flag outfit and... *sigh*. Then, she "sang" another song (and worse). Videos inside.

Princeton professor and Pulitzer-winning poet interprets Ke$ha's Shakespeare references.