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College Students Spend Most of College Looking at Cell Phones
Hamilton Nolan · 08/29/14 10:18AMWorthless Teens Can't Even Change a Freaking Tire
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/14 11:16AMGoddamn Wall Street Needs More Goddamn Harvard Grads
Hamilton Nolan · 08/22/14 09:54AMHow Is Being a Millennial Like Dying in WWI's Trench Warfare?
Hamilton Nolan · 07/08/14 03:14PMBored Teens Hire a Mariachi Band to Follow Their Principal Around
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/04/14 05:59PMIdiot Millennials Not Ready to Die Yet
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/14 09:06AM2 Elementary School Students Arrested For Trying to Poison Teacher
Aleksander Chan · 05/21/14 12:20PMMillennials Are Drilling For Oil Now
Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/14 09:54AMRoving Band of Drunk Teens Take Over Quiet Philadelphia Neighborhood
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/08/14 10:01PMAlmost Half of New York City's Shootings are Committed by Teenagers
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/01/14 08:37PMKids These Days Are Genuinely Perplexed by Cassette Players
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/13/14 09:00PMThe percentage of the population that understands the phrase, "Be kind, please rewind," is on the decline, so it shouldn't be as surprising as it is when a group of under-15's mistake a Sony Walkman for a cell phone, a walkie talkie, and a boom box.