Remember that dark period in history when editor Anna Wintour dared to put Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the cover of Vogue (last April)? She confesses now that she did so to get people talking about Vogue. Imagine that.

Of all the details assaulting the reader's senses in Page Six's factual report and/or work of dystopian literature about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding—the giant golden toilet, the marble piano—perhaps the most unabashedly Kanye was Mr. West's alleged 45-minute "toast to himself."

Instagram history does not come easily. Today, Kanye West revealed that his and Kim Kardashian's second wedding photo—which is the current world record holder for Most Liked Photo on Instagram—took over four days to compose because famed photographer Annie Leibovitz pulled out of the wedding at the last minute.

It was rumored that Lana Del Rey was paid almost $3 million to perform a three-song set at the Palace of Versailles on Friday at a pre-wedding party for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. However, she shot down that figure recently to a TMZ pap. She says she was paid nothing to sing at the event because, "I would never let a friend pay me to sing at a wedding."

This past weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West—who, the argument could be made, is the world’s most important artist today—married in Florence, Italy. Their nuptials, and the buzz leading up to the wedding date, have been well documented across media outlets. Jay Z and Beyoncé bailing on the wedding, oh no! Rob Kardashian too!! KimYe-mania overtaken by Bieberfever!!! Teenage mystic Jaden Smith’s all-white Batman costume is insane!!!! But the wedding wasn’t really about any of this. Not entirely.

Kanye West is now officially a Kardashian, which means the clock has officially started on how long Kimye's wedded bliss will last. Gym chain New York Sports Clubs took the opportunity to remind everyone about Kim's previous wedding to Kris Humphries, an NBA player with career averages of 6.8 points per game and 72 days per marriage.

E! (where else?) has the first official photos from the Greatest Wedding of All Time, or the union of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. They are tasteful and pretty. Glowing, even.

The wedding of the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple was a cause for, in no particular order: elation, confusion, Bieber fever, and for the New York Post, trolling.

As details slowly begin to appear from yesterday's Westdashian nuptials, photos from the Kanyim photo booth have been shared on several celebrity Instagram accounts. Jaden Smith, who was in attendance as a prophet to bless the oxygen particles surrounding the couple, wore a white Batman costume.

FLORENCE, ITALY — In the four hundred years since Forte de Belvedere was constructed, just outside the city walls of Florence, it has never been attacked. Tonight it was placed under siege by Beliebers.

Congratulations to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on their marriage, which was made official this evening in Florence, Italy. Kanye West was reportedly very nervous.

The confusion about where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are actually getting married isn't getting any less confusing, with reports that two separate ceremony sites are being set up in two different European cities today.

Lana Del Rey will reportedly perform "Young and Beautiful," one of Kim Kardashian's favorite songs, at Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding later this week.

Despite a year of rumors that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting married in Paris, it's recently come out that the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutWedding will be relocated to Florence, Italy. And Kanye just told an Italian newspaper why it's secretly been Florence all along: Because he and Kim secretly conceived their daughter there.

The invitation for the upcoming Kanye West and Kim Kardashian nuptials is as austere as a death certificate in slate gray grey and gold ink. The invite, which was leaked to US Weekly, is most notable for its use of the British spelling of "honor." This is a clue for the wedding's secret location.

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Kim Kardashian, who reportedly married in a secret Los Angeles ceremony over the weekend. Their reality TV wedding will take place later this month in France.

#WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple Kim and Kanye Kardashian's huge blowout wedding is scheduled to go down in France next month, but the two are actually getting married this week in a secret ceremony, TMZ reports. Well, as secretly as Kimye can do anything, anyway.

When Kanye West runs out to pick up some Burger King for Kim Kardashian, he does it big. The rapper is reportedly planning to buy his fiancée a 10-piece order of European Burger King franchises to celebrate their wedding.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, two cyborgs who appeared on a print publication's cover to the dismay of Sarah Michelle Gellar and maybe one other person, are set to be wed in a Parisian ceremony in May. Instead of rice, may we suggest guests toss these florid qualifiers at the newlyweds as they emerge from Versailles' Hall of Mirrors?