Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appear on the cover of April's Vogue, along with the word "selfie" and the #WorldsMostImpracticalHashtag. Looks like the "world's most talked-about couple"—sorry, Jay and Bey—got Annie Leibovitz to take the world's most #trill wedding photo.

Question: Why won't Kanye West let himself be great? Answer: Kim Kardashian.

The Kardashian Klan was no doubt hoping to keep all the footage from Kanye and Kim's "Proposal in the AT&T Park" under wraps until such time as they could profit from it, but thanks to the co-founder of YouTube of all people, the crux of the ceremony is now online.

This morning, MSNBC confused Kimye with a video of woman sleepwalking into a subway track, a condition we here at Gawker Media call a "chyron fail."

Excitable man Kanye West is engaged to wed popular divorcée Kim Kardashian, after presenting her with a 15-carat diamond ring at AT&T Park in San Francisco via Jumbotron in front of family, friends, and a private 50-person orchestra playing Kim's favorite Lana Del Rey song ("Young and Beautiful") as is the style of the day.

It turns out Kanye West and Kim Kardashian don't actually mind living their private lives in public, so long as they're the ones invading our personal space.

For months, people have been speculating about just what kind of tiny beast was growing inside of Kim Kardashian's stomach. A boy? A girl? An accordion? Negative space? Turns out it's a girl.

Kanye West walked into a pole in Beverly Hills this afternoon and TMZ captured the moment on video, sort of (their cameraman had already rounded a corner by the time forehead-on-pole contact occurred, though he did rush over to film Kanye and girlfriend Kim Kardashian nursing the wound). This moment represents a low point for all of us: the cameraman for failing to capture the moment of collision, then running back excitedly after it had passed; Kim Kardashian for waking up this morning and dressing herself like a pregnant Morticia Addams; all of us, who came here because we thought it might be funny to see Kanye West run into a pole (final verdict: not as funny as I thought it would be, though it's hard to say how funny it might have been in the hands of a skilled videographer); Kanye West for running into a pole.

On their way back from Brazil, where they were busy posing like Jesus and partying beneath Will Smith, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got into some trouble at JFK Airport. After their flight from Rio landed, KimYe passed through customs and then an American Airlines' employee allowed them to bypass a security checkpoint on the way to their connecting flight to LA. When the TSA realized the security breach, they forced the couple to deplane to a private area of the jetway, where they were privately screened. You know, just the way the TSA would respond if a normal couple skipped through security.

A sex tape starring Kanye West and a married 18-year-old "Kim Kardashian lookalike" is allegedly on the market — much to Yeezy's chagrin.

When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West started dating a few months ago, people scoured the universe for signs that could have foretold the event.