[Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian film a scene for their reality show at family fashion boutique Dash's new New York location. Image via Splash.]

Shia LaBeouf: feuding with Frankie Muniz. The Kardashians are moving to New York. Miley Cyrus wore short shorts to a 21+ club. Britney spears is sued by another maid. Saturday Gossip Roundup is having a flashback.

Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars outfit: Revealed. Whoopi Goldberg bought a huge Michael Jordan, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick say everything's chill. A Playboy Playmate might sue Spencer Prat! Monday's Gossip Roundup is a labor of love.

As Kourtney and Khloe got ready to leave Miami, Scott asked for Kourtney's help through his therapy. When she attempted to be serious with him about his issues, he was a complete dick and oblivious to her emotions.

Scott's raging outburst on last week's Kourtney and Khloe has the Kardashians worried. Kim begs Kourtney to not forgive Scott, and Kris takes it upon herself to tell a flippant Scott to get help and stay away from Kourtney.

Katy Perry pontificates on Google Alert addictions. Laurence Fishburne isn't speaking to his porn star daughter. George Clooney's girlfriend knows you're jealous of her, and she will rub her happiness in your face. Wednesday gossip indulges bad habits.

Maxim's new Lindsay Lohan cover story coincides with the starlet's freedom. Gisele Bundchen tells women what to do with their breasts. Christina Hendricks used to be goth. Pregnant man has third child. Tuesday gossip lifts and separates.

Today at Gawker.TV, Good Day New York hits the streets to talk about butt-enhancers, Entourage goes overboard on celebrity cameos, Kourtney Kardashian confronts her idiot baby daddy, Real Housewife Teresa Giudice visits the The View to explain her massive debt.

Kourtney and Scott's tumultuous relationship came to a head last night when Kourtney confronted her baby daddy about his partying. In this clip, Scott releases his anger by punching a mirror, causing him to end up in the emergency room.

@AngelinaJolie doesn't have followers yet—who will be the first? Paris Hilton denies doing a Nazi salute. Justin Bieber's life saved by a Segway. Ke$ha has a spanking fetish. Tuesday gossip is one tweet away from your best friend.

After Kim learns that Scott parties all night when he's supposed to be "working," she tells Kourtney. Kourtney tries to defend Scott, and when Kim asserts that she's like a single mom, Kourtney blows up with anger at her family.

Because she only gets to see her husband for one night and forgot to get a bikini wax, Khloe allows Kourtney to give her an amateur wax so she won't be "a hairy beast," but rather, the "perfect little wife."

Tim Gunn tells damning stories about Nuclear Wintour and Andre Leon Talley. Chris Klein checks into rehab. Kourtney Kardashian gives Khloe a sisterly bikini wax. Justin Bieber's dad has a soulpatch. Monday gossip starts the week with a fright.

On Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kourtney got angry over Khloe having a hangover during the photo shoot. Footage of Khloe getting wasted implies she was acting pretty annoying, but she did get her job done at the photo shoot.

Khloe and Kourtney made their Late Show debut last night and even with prior warning by Dave they didn't have anything to discuss! Thankfully Lamar Odom is on the Lakers and Kris Jenner is kind of an alcoholic.

This week, Khloe and Kim Kardashian repeat a cover and weight loss interview almost verbatim for Life & Style magazine. Last month, Kourtney Kardashian did three weight loss-themed Life & Style bikini covers in a row. What gives?

Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons rewrite Black History Month, Kourtney Kardashian's eccentric birthing methods, the gross-out factor of brother/sister ice dancing teams, The Cleveland Show's catchy theme song, and Jay Leno's new promo gets a revamp featuring Radiohead's "Creep."

The miracle of birth can be a beautiful, life-changing experience in so many ways. In the case of Kourtney Kardashian, however, things can take weird turns... like pulling her child out of her own vagina. WARNING: Not for the squeamish!

Hailey Glassman lands the lowest of blows and a terrifying magazine cover. Should Alec Baldwin blame his hospitalization on his ex-wife or his daughter? Suri Cruise wears lipstick. Quentin Tarantino wears out his welcome. TGIFriday gossip.

• Courtney Love has lost control of her daughter. Frances Bean Cobain is almost an adult—she's 17—but a LA judge has granted guardianship to Kurt Cobain's mother and younger sister yesterday. Don't think it's because Courtney is on drugs or completely crazy (although she is). It's just that Frances is a "strong-willed child" and prefers to "live with her grandmother at this time." [People, TMZ]
• Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson have yet to confirm reports they've broken up, but it's looking like A-Rod has already moved on. He was seen in Miami this past weekend in the company of a "leggy blonde," and reportedly told another bunch of girls he was chatting up that he's "definitely single." [P6, NYDN]
• Tara Reid's redemption is underway! Not only is she hanging out with classy characters like Giuseppe Cipriani, she's announced that she'll be appearing topless in the January-February issue of Playboy. Welcome back! [P6, Us]