Donald Sterling, a billionaire who used to own a basketball team and found it unseemly for his mistress to be seen in public with black people, is suing his former mistress and gossip site TMZ for allegedly altering the leaked tapes that led to his public downfall.

Earlier this year, Steve Ballmer bought the L.A. Clippers for more than $2 billion. He may be able to write $1 billion of that off his taxes. Uhhh. "Some... experts believe that owners get too many tax breaks."

After an ugly court battle between Donald and Shelly Sterling over the sale of the Los Angeles Clippers, Judge Michael Levanas of the Los Angeles Superior Court ruled today to allow Shelly Sterling to sell the team to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2 billion.