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Attorney General Orders HBO to Make More Episodes of The Wire
Max Read · 05/31/11 08:13PMActing Sexy Now Illegal in Utah
Max Read · 05/21/11 11:32AMIt's Still OK to Kill Yourself in Switzerland
Jeff Neumann · 05/16/11 06:39AMIn a landslide vote yesterday, the Swiss decided to keep in place a 1941 law that allows assisted suicide, as well "suicide tourism" for foreigners. Conservatives and evangelical religious figures in the country tried to have the practice banned through a referendum. Liberal and even some right wing parties opposed the ban.
Texas Debates Harsh Catfish 'Noodling' Law
Jeff Neumann · 05/16/11 05:24AMDid you know that it's a crime to "noodle" a catfish in Texas? Oh, you don't know about noodlin'? Also called "hogging" or "grabbing," it's when you reach your hand into an underwater hole, jam your fist into a catfish's throat, pull the sombitch out of the water and then do whatever it is you do after catching a fish with your bare hands. The crime is currently a misdemeanor in Texas, and could come with as much as a $500 fine. But that could soon change.
Lying About Fishing Exploits Could Land You in Jail
Jeff Neumann · 05/12/11 04:15AMA very important bill landed on Texas Governor Rick Perry's desk yesterday — one that would make it a a crime to lie about the size of a fish caught in a freshwater or saltwater tournament. Apparently this is a widespread problem in the Semiautonomous Region of Texas, and one that has lately rocked the world of high-stakes professional angling.
Bestiality: Now Illegal In Florida
Adrian Chen · 05/06/11 09:46AMHippies Inch Closer to Penis Protection Vote
Jeff Neumann · 04/27/11 06:33AMOf course it's San Francisco — the same city that banned Happy Meals, plastic bags, tasering kids, sitting on the sidewalk and fun in general — that might vote on banning male circumcision in November. A collection of "intactivists" (ha, good one) proposing a ban submitted over 12,000 signatures to the city's Election Board yesterday, with 7,168 verified signatures required for the bill to go to a vote. They should know if the signatures are legit within a month.
There's a Law Protecting Your Airplane Peanuts
Jeff Neumann · 04/21/11 06:38AMIs Paris Hilton to Blame for Iran's Proposed Dog Ban?
Jeff Neumann · 04/19/11 07:35AMLawmakers in Iran have proposed a bill that would make it illegal to own dogs because they're filthy and gross, according to a new report in Time. A leading cleric in the past has publicly denounced "short-legged" and "holdable" canines, and, if the law passes, the government could soon begin confiscating dogs from their owners. But there's more to it than just trying to keep the country's streets clean:
Finally, a Law Too Stupid for Arizona
Max Read · 04/18/11 08:12PMGeorgia Legislature Passes Arizona-Style Immigration Bill
Remy Stern · 04/15/11 12:36PMNow's Your Last Chance to Tase a Moose in Alaska
Jeff Neumann · 04/13/11 07:40AMLeave it to Big Government to take all the fun out of sporting in Alaska. Last week, the state's Department of Fish and Game proposed banning the use of tasers on wild animals — such as moose and grizzlies — after "media attention" shed light on what some fear is a rising problem. One issue that could arise, according to the Fish and Game Department's "Taser expert," biologist Larry Lewis:
Meth Heads Could Make Your Allergies Worse
Jeff Neumann · 03/29/11 04:22AMTexas Solves Made-Up Problem by Making It Hard for Poors to Vote
Max Read · 03/24/11 02:29AMGuns Easier to Get Than Abortions in South Dakota
Jeff Neumann · 03/23/11 04:29AMLawmakers Attempt to Decriminalize Sexting
Max Read · 03/15/11 02:19AMRight now, tweens in New Jersey who send "suggestive photos" to their "bffs" can be prosecuted as sex offenders. And even though this makes perfect sense, and is a productive way for the state to teach adolescents that the expression of sexuality is a deeply harmful thing, pervert lawmakers are attempting to stop it with a new bill. Yes, New Jersey may soon be the Amsterdam of sexting:
Arizona State Senator Gets immunity In Domestic Violence Case
Adrian Chen · 02/27/11 02:38PMRepublican Arizona state senator Scott Bundgaard avoided a night in jail because of a law which grants lawmakers immunity while the legislature is in session. He and his girlfriend, Aubry Ballard, got in a fight in their car on the side of the road after a "Dancing with the Stars" fundraiser last weekend. According to Bundgaard, Ballard got upset after accusing him of "inappropriately touching" his partner in the event. Cops showed up and found marks suggesting violence on both Bundgaard and Ballard, but only arrested Ballard. Bungaard got to use his official state legislature Get Out of Jail Free card.
Tennesseeans Attempt to Make Not Robbing Banks a Felony
Max Read · 02/24/11 02:34AMWorried about the ever-encroaching menace of Muslims practicing their religion? You may want to move to Tennessee, where State Sen. Bill Ketron (pictured) and state Rep. Judd Matheny are introducing a bill that would "make following the Islamic code known as Shariah law a felony, punishable by 15 years in jail." Nashville-based Imam Mohamed Ahmed wonders: