Is this the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton you were waiting for? Is this the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that you deserve? Or do you just care about the diamond jewelry and leathered tan, respectively, and don't give a damn who is sporting it?

Not satisfied with their first try, the film industry has decided to give it another go at a Liz Taylor biopic.

Danielle Fishel of Boy Meets World's Topanga Lawrence fame is a well-adjusted child star, so having her play Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on last night's episode of E!'s pop culture recap The Soup shouldn't have worked.

In reference to Pete Wells merciless takedown of Guy Fieri's upscale Times Square dive, Brain Pickings brought up John Updike's rules of critical opinion, which state that the author — or, in this case, the restaurateur — should not be blamed "for not achieving what he did not attempt."

Lifetime premiered its Taylor/Burton biopic, Liz & Dick, last night. It was highly anticipated because Lindsay Lohan starred as Elizabeth Taylor and schadenfreude is the marijuana of the masses. So we all went on Twitter and giggled our way through it (not terrible enough, my ass). The film delivered precisely zero insight into the strange, twisted saga of the Hollywood royalty involved. They joke broke up and got back together a lot and she breathed heavily and threw things. Grant Bowler, who played Richard Burton, got most of the straightforwardly campy lines (he talked about the "ocean inside" Taylor), but Lohan's amusingly horrific acting made up for Christopher Monger's bland script.

Barbara Walters may be upset and disappointed after being bumped by Lindsay Lohan in favor of appearances on nearly every other talk show, but the Liz & Dick star told Jay Leno last night that "the timing wasn't right."

Modern-day Liz Taylor and Amanda Bynes enemy Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital for a lung infection last night.

Lindsay Lohan is back in a tailor-made Lifetime movie (see what I did there?) about Elizabeth Taylor's rocky relationship with her fifth (and sixth) husband, Hollywood icon Richard Burton (played by True Blood's Grant Bowler).

Yesterday, the internet held its breath at reports that Lindsay Lohan was being rushed to the hospital. Could this be the end for LiLo's tragic roller coaster of a life?

Lifetime released the first official photo of Lindsay Lohan in costume as Elizabeth Taylor for the upcoming made-for-TV-movie Liz & Dick. Nuzzling Lohan's neck is Grant Bowler, who is playing Richard Burton.