With all the thumbs-up cats and grinning mutts roaming the internet these days, it's difficult to find the perfect animal viral video. But when you do, the feeling is nothing short of magical. Thank you, Flux Pavilion. Thank you, Manatee.

When a guy got his lap top stolen, he accessed the contents remotely and found this video gem of the thief himself. This guy is about as good at dancing as he is at stealing laptops from the wrong people.

Mary Magdelene must have been one lucky lady, because it looks though Jesus has great technique. Not hindered by the large man screaming "Bam!", the Holy Spirit apparently brings this girl squealing all the way to her big O.

"Friday" singer Rebecca Black finally broke her legendary silence during an interview with Andrea Channing on today's GMA. Uh, Ms. Channing? Do you really think repeating mean Internet comments to a 13-year-old's face is a productive argument against cyber bullying?

Do you remember your first word? I can't recall mine, though I do know that my little sister's was "Duck." For baby Ellie—the star of this video—however, her utterance is a bit more... ah, f*ck it, just watch.

Two guys waiting in stop-and-go traffic in Nashville capture an out of shape police officer running through cars in hot pursuit of a suspect. The results are predictably hilarious.

While we feel for the girl in this video (she'd just had her wisdom teeth removed), we can't help but laugh at her reaction to the procedure. One eye inexplicably open? Check! Incoherent babel? Check! Poor—albeit funny—thing.

Thousands of Fort Wayne, Indiana residents have voted in an online poll to name a county center after former mayor Harry Baals, and yes, that IS his real name.

Super Bowl XLV is officially underway! Just moments ago, Christina Aguilera graced our television sets with her run-heavy rendition of the national anthem. One problem: she sang the wrong lyrics! In front of hundreds of millions of people. Uh, yikes?

This was created for the internet, right? Well, meet John Jacobson; he's teaching dance choreography! Check out his patented "Double Dream Hands" move. Can't we all be brimming with self-confidence like John Jacobson?

Tonight, Larry King gave us an epic #OldPeople moment when asking Julian Assange why he left an interview with CNN International's Atika Shubert. Basically, King saw footage of the previous walkout... and mistook it for a live shot. Watch inside.

In the last 16 hours, 51% of 50 Cent's 37 tweets have contained "Lol." Interesting.

Remember that Real Housewives of New Jersey episode with the epic (read: trashy) weave-pulling/fight between Danielle and Ashley/everyone at the North Jersey Country Club? (Watch here.) Well, a tipster emailed us a letter from the club... they've all been banned!

Gynecologist Dr. Michael Bummer (actual name) puts host Drew Carey in stitches after making a bid for sixty-nine dollars. To the delight of Drew and the audience, the good doctor's bid was the closest without going over.

[Tesla owners? Smug? LOL. A motorist out driving his or her Tesla—that's an electric car brand, for those of you who take the subway—had a message for fellow drivers. Pic via Reddit.]

Remember that infamous leprechaun-in-a-tree news report video? Well, this one from Columbus, Georgia's WVTM gives it a run for its money. The hot topic? A manhunt for the "Bubblegum Bandit," who's ransacked 30 stores for... gum. The hilarious video, inside.

Frodo is back and smaller than ever! He's on the small screen, that is. Also today: happy employment for Angela Bassett, confusing employment for Heather Graham, upsetting employment for Ashley Greene, and sad unemployment for a bunch of Starz actors.

"You're sexy, you're cute! Take off your riot suit!" Even though there were many weekend reports of violent protests at G20, here are some more peaceful protesters getting friendly with the Canadian police. Exercising civil rights can be fun!

We don't know what kind of sick mind decided to make a dance remix out of a compilation of women (and one dude) getting waxed, but it's pretty entertaining. Seriously, these people are troopers, we'd be crying like babies.

This man shows us how cantankerous grandpas everywhere defend themselves against ridiculously persistent yet incompetent assailants using only a rolled-up magazine and his chair.