Those of us longing for the early 90's again—scrunchies, feathered hair, mullets, and non-stop dance parties—look no further. Here's footage from a Power Mix dance party out of Vestal, NY—at a place called Scandals. Let the music play

Why waste the time to get dressed in regular jeans? The button, the zipper... plus they're so stiff! Sweatpants look too dressed down! What to do? Well, that is the genius behind Pajama Jeans!

Today is Weekend Editor Foster Kamer's last day. Transparency is paramount, and as such, his exit interview is being presented without edits on the site. Andrew Krucoff of Young Manhattanite acted as the interviewer and witness to the following.

Since this is my last weekend on the site until I return, begging for a job as James Del's assistant, I've invited some friends along. Lauren Leto is a blogger and the proprietor of Texts From Last Night. Lauren?

Here's a blog strictly of politicians and world leaders appearing to discuss penis size.

Tumblr's boy genius founder David Karp (pictured) doesn't just have a blogging platform rife with media people, a nice office, and a big dick*, but he also is way skinny and feels bad about it. He writes:

If you live in New York, you know Central Park is - despite smog-spewing cars blazing through it, kids who shit everywhere, dogs who shit everywhere, tourists who're everywhere, and facepalm-worthy Beatles tributes at Strawberry Fields - pretty magical. But!

Today's Page Six had an especially glorious item, pitting the designs of two gossip blog networks against each other, with chatter that someone's totally biting our shit off: the socialite chronicling Guest of a Guest, and Gawker Media. That's us.

There's not much to say about this clip except that someone clearly needs a longer shirt.

It'd appear that The Hollywood Hardass™ herself, Deadline Hollywood Daily's Nikki Finke, has trademarked one of her very loud, angry catchphrases. Can you guess which one? And can you guess what practice Ms. Finke has rallied against in the past?

Ahmadinejad.ir, website of the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, has been hacked by someone who asks God if, having taken away Jacko and Farrah Fawcett last year, he can get rid of Mahmoud in 2010.

This cat approaches a mechanical singing christmas tree cautiously only to be scared stiff by its motion detector. Watch it jump super high in shock.

This video is further evidence that puppies can do just about anything and still be considered cute. The loose translation of the anchors on-air discussion is "Man that's smelly, happy holidays."

Todd Glass, one of the only funny people to be on Last Comic Standing, is really angry about lack of tidiness in K-Mart. Try to say Marlboro ten times fast— Todd's right, it's hard.

Ever wonder what would Friends look like if the laugh track were taken away. Well now we know— and the result is a splendid mix of awkward and weird.

Hey, lazy Americans! No fireplace nearby? Layer up your Micro S'More contraption, pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds and bam! S'More Heaven. This product gets points for efficiency but loses them for this overly cheesy commercial.

If you're pranks aren't using harmful chemicals, you're not trying hard enough. She's going to feel so foolish when that campfire gets out of control later. And when her hubby goes blind.

"Brainstorm: Our cat is too snooty, let's bring him down a peg." Later: "That's what that you get. For being a cat."

Awkward, unexplained live television moments—a la Spaghetti Cat—have been popping up a lot recently. Last month, it was Miss Piggy on Dancing with the Stars. Tonight, we present a plethora of WTF, courtesy of Larry King Live.

The ultimate competition: Running, Diving, and drinking grape juice. Who will come out on top?