In the four years since its unveiling, the graffiti-inspired logo for the 2012 London Olympics has been accused of looking like many thing: The Waffen SS insignia, for instance, or Lisa Simpson giving head. And now, because why not, the Iranian Olympic committee has gotten into the game and accused the logo of spelling out "Zion." The organizers must be huge Bob Marley fans! Or, if you listen to the Iranians, it's a secret pro-Israel message. How surprising, that the Iranian government is making noise about something bizarre and tenuously related to Jews! We still think it looks more like the Lisa Simpson blowjob thing. [NYDN]

An ice cream shop in London has sold out of its "Baby Gaga" flavor, which is made with vanilla pods, lemon zest, and human breast milk purchased from a local mother. I love ice cream, but... no.

A London ice cream parlor called "Icecreamists" has introduced a "pure, organic, free-range and totally natural" new flavor: Breast milk. Well, actually, the flavor is a kind of lemon-vanilla, but the cream is made from breast milk. Human breast milk!

[An artist makes a statue of a British police officer during an ice sculpting competition in London today. Image via Getty]

Julian Assange's borrowed rural mansion is uncomfortably distant from court, so the Wikileaks founder got permission to lodge at London media hangout the Frontline Club. Don't worry, Julian: The club's wine racks sound as well stocked as the manse's cellar.

[Thousands of people are camped out in European airports like London's Heathrow because of the giant snowstorm that's crippling travel in the region. Image via Getty]

Much of Europe is out of commission thanks to a crazy snowstorm blanketing the continent. The situation is so incredibly bad that a Lady Gaga concert in Paris was cancelled last night, making this a Snowpocalypse for the ages.

[We're not sure exactly what this holiday display in central London is begging for, but at least someone is asking for something nice for Christmas politely. Image via Getty]

Nefarious Londoner Amir Ali used a petrol bomb to destroy a pub, then turned around and ran face-first into a lamppost. Here's security camera footage of the violent criminal looking like a total dum-dum.

[This lady looks like she was Photoshopped into a Beatles window display while pausing for a smoke on a London street today. Image via Getty]

[Emma Watson poses on the red carpet at the London premiere for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1." Image via Splash.]

50,000 British students took to London's streets today to protest the Conservative/Lib-Dem coalition's sharp university tuition hikes, and all had a jolly good time. Some even started smashing, vandalizing, and occupying the Tories' headquarters. It was pretty fierce!

[Prince Charles, Prince of Wales meets Russell Brand at the 2010 Pride of Britain Awards at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London. Image via WENN]

Tony Judt, the British historian and intellectual, died in August after a genuinely courageous battle with ALS, and we already miss him. So it was a treat to read a new essay of his in The New York Times.

[Lady Gaga was (not really) handcuffed and taken out of the back door of a London hotel last night for nicking all the table linens. Image via Pacific Coast News]

[Pop star Rihanna participates in the dastardly conspiracy to start Christmas early by appearing at a mall in London to turn on the "Christmas lights," surrounded by "rebellious flowers." Photo via AP.]

Remember that Improv Everywhere "sidewalk tourist lane" prank? London is taking it to heart, with an actual proposal to divide its busy Oxford Street sidewalks into slow and fast lanes. Cute. But their plan has two prominent flaws.

Ben Wilson is a London street artist. In about as literal a sense as you can get: His art consists of miniature scenes and designs painted on used, discarded chewing gum—those petrified black spots littering city streets.

[A man in an elaborate Iron Man costume went on a walking tour of London today, much to the confusion of onlookers. Image via Splash]

[Taylor Swift promotes her new album in London. According to today's New York Times, jury is still out on whether her song, "Dear John," is really about John Mayer. Image via Splash]