[Old Lady Gaga leaving Shady Pines Retirement Community her hotel in London today. Image via Splash]

Last weekend, a Daily Mail photog snapped a picture of Tiger Woods chipping a ball at him—but all anybody wanted to talk about was a member of the crowd, now dubbed "Cigar Guy." Today, his identity was revealed.

The Guardian today has a live update page for the London Underground strike, and one reporter is asking readers to complain to him via Twitter. He's also got Twitter swearing guidelines. "The formula is thus: (mild expletive) + tube strike."

[Catherine Zeta-Jones was doing her best Gloria Swanson at Heathrow Airport this morning. Image via INF]

[Jude Law escapes the paps with Sienna Miller outside Cipriani's restaurant in London. Photo via Splash News.]

[Sarah Jessica Parker fails to shield her eyes from all the atrocious outfits at the memorial for fashion designer Alexander McQueen in London today. Image via Splash]

This synth-laden homage to the East London hipster—who locally are referred to as "dickheads"—provides us with numerous reasons as to why these nauseatingly trendy blokes are referred to as such.

[Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at the Stella McCartney store in London. Image: Splash]

Seventy years ago today, Germany began its bombing "blitz" that would devastate the city of London. Just in time for the anniversary, here's some rare new color footage of the bombing and its aftermath. Everything was very bomb-y. [AP]

[A giant maze opened in London's Trafalgar Square today to encourage visitors to "get lost" in the West End. If only there was a superlative adjective that lent itself to puns involving the word "maze"! Pic via Getty.]

"Flushers" from Thames Water are trying to clear out an estimated 1,000 tons of cooking fat from sewers beneath London's Leicester Square, thanks to local restaurants committing "sewer abuse" — dumping anything other than water, feces or toilet paper.

It's official: London serves up "the worst food in Europe."

[Not everyone who turned up to watch the Wimbledon tennis matches from nearby Henman Hill was having a great time today. Image via Getty]

[When the royal joked, "Is your water running?" this prankster replied, "Do you have Prince Charles in a can?" Oh, the Glastonbury Festival is a trip! Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[What the hell is on top of Pamela Anderon's head as she leaves the Les Ambassadeurs Club casino in London.] (Pic Bauer-Grifin)

[Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the opening of a Louis Vuitton store or something in London; image via Splash]

After McDonald's and the Black Eyed Peas, America's most successful cultural exports are the Bloods and Crips. Londoners have recognized that our gangs are much stronger brands! But they're doing Blue-on-Red gang war the UK way.

[April 3 is International Pillow Fight Day. The scene from London's St. Paul's Cathedral via 303db's Flickr. Click image to enlarge.]

Amateur Video Captures Riot Outside London American Apparel Store

This is ironic! American Apparel, the Cain to Dov Charney's Serpent (if we're to believe the Jewish version), just held a "rummage sale"—where items are sold on the street at a discount—in London. It caused a riot, naturally.