Today, illicit DJs spend their time worrying about transporting equipment and discovering the new Dizzee, VBS and an elderly gentleman explain that in olden times pirate radio was all about groupies, appendicitis, and keeping bodies from washing ashore in Spain.

[A car with a very, um, distinctive paint job traveled the streets of London today. Who doesn't love a good poo sight gag? Image via Getty]

[Courtney Love out and about in London; image via INF]

[Kate Moss (pictured), Naomi Campbell, Daphne Guinness, and Stella McCartney joined McQueen's family for his funeral earlier today at St. Paul's church in London. All were in black, many were in McQueen. A fitting tribute, indeed. Image via Flynet]

A Saudi prince is on trial in London for strangling his manservent.

A senior spitfire launches a verbal and physical assault on an old man outside a hospital in the London Borough of Croydon. As she swears and swings her pocketbook, one wonders how brutal her cheek pinching must be.

[It looks like Robert Pattinson and his sister are playing a game of kidnap rather than taking a nice stroll in London yesterday. Image via INF]

[Society will come to an end now that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are starring in some Bizarro World version of a Norman Rockwell painting while sledding in London today. Image via Flynet]

[Don't adjust your set, it appears that Gwen Stefani was wearing a coat fashioned after TV color bars while traipsing around London with her son this weekend. Image via Pacific Coast News]

"Guerilla Radio," indeed. Remember angry 90s WTO-protest mascots Rage Against the Machine? Well, they and their fans decided to take on British holiday radio playlists dominated The Pop Music-Industrial-Complex Machine. And they won, pissing off Simon Cowell in the process.

[Robert Downey Jr wonders why his noggin feels so warm while leaving the Sherlock Holmes after party in London with a burning hat. He's not actually on fire, but the hat is still flaming. Image via Pacific Coast News]

A brilliant and imaginative group of food artists make an exact replica of the London skyline—using food. And instead of using traditional English dishes to make the skyline, they used fruits and vegetables—so it's edible, too!

[That's the closest I'm going to the requisite Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke for this photo from the Did You Hear About The Morgans? premiere in London today. Image via Getty]

[Alongside Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman greets her tiny ex-husband on the red carpet at the Nine premiere in London today. Image via Getty]

[Michael Imperioli and Rocky Horror Picture Show alum Susan Sarandon react to sweet transvestite Prince Charles' overshare at The Lovely Bones premiere in London last night. Image via Getty]

Oh, hello there, Stephanie Marsh of the Sunday Times. When you write an essay called "New York has lost its edge," and you live here, it's okay. When you're writing from London...

[Paul McCartney coaxes a stuffed animal into his limo and kidnaps it in London today. He will not return the bear to its parents until control of the Beatles catalog is given back to him. Image via INF]

[A curator directs the display in London today for the Royal College of Art Secret Postcard Exhibit, which is selling postcard-sized work by famous artists, whose identities won't be revealed until the sale is complete. Image via Getty]

[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF]

[A gymnast whizzes past the camera while competing today at the Artistic Gymnastics World Championships in London. Image via Getty]