On tonight's Lopez Tonight, Going the Distance star Justin Long tells a very interesting story involving Drew Barrymore, Christina Applegate and a nice Orthodox Jewish Family that all revolves around his manhood. What could go wrong here?

On last night's episode of Lopez Tonight, a video was made to parody California's ambivalent attitude about gay marriage. Watch as the clip shows us that California cares...sometimes.

On Lopez Tonight, Kat Von D talked about the time she tattooed Lady Gaga in Los Angeles. Like so many others that moved there for showbiz, she shrugged off the current queen of pop's claim to succeed in stardom.

On Lopez Tonight, Aubrey Plaza discusses her work experiences prior to being an actress. Of the many waitressing jobs that she got fired from one of the most memorable was being a cocktail waitress in a bowling alley/secret nightclub.

After presenting Anna Paquin with her very own copy of the True Blood porn parody, George Lopez asked her about the issue of genitalia coverage during sex scenes. Solution for her: the Snatch Patch. And for the guys...

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin shows how Gaga for Gaga he actually is by giving an "awesome" rendition of "Poker Face" on Lopez Tonight. You may remember "The Miz" from The Real World: Back to New York and other shows.

Lopez Tonight had the ultra-promoting Will Ferrell on tonight to talk The Other Guys, and Will got candid about the lines he's had to cross for the sake of being insanely hilarious. Boulder sacks included.

Star of Dinner for Schmucks and The Office Steve Carell stopped by Lopez Tonight to discuss the simpler times. Like when you mess up... simpler times. Or when you grab your co-worker's breast... simpler times.

Last night, Selena Gomez showed up smiling, sick, and speechless. Speaking with the help of a DynaVox and a whiteboard, she muddled through an interview about her birthday, Judy Garland, and everyone's favorite teenybopper sensation, Justin Bieber!

George Lopez is essentially the less-inhibited Jay Leno, so it was no shock that he point blank asks Enrique Iglesias if he's ever kissed a guy. Iglesias asks if he meant experimentation, then one thing leads to another...

When Michael Jackson was to meet Peete's dad who played Gordon in the original Sesame Street, she decided she wanted to look just like her music idol and hacked her braids into an afro. In this clip, the disastrous result.

Apparently, you wanted to hang out with Nicolas Cage in high school. If he wasn't learning to act or doing mushrooms with his cat, he was taking an attractive girl to prom then throwing up in her hallway.

Back before Drew Carey had his own sitcom or hosted The Price is Right, he rented out his home and moved from Cleveland to LA in order to get his career going. Proof that sacrifice can actually pay off professionally!

George Lopez's PR team must be trying to up their game before Conan arrives at TBS because last night they paired the internet's latest sensation with William Shatner for a duet of "A Total Eclipse of the Heart."

On American Idol Kara DioGuardi works hard to fend off criticism that she sucks as a judge. After her first time singing on TV during Lopez Tonight, however, we're pretty convinced of her vocal talent. Video of her performance inside.

Hmm, the more we check out George Lopez, the less excited we are for "Team Loco". George Lopez appears to use the same formula every night, tell a mediocre joke, spin, and cue the band.

Despite the fact that Conan can't legally appear on television, George Lopez found a way to "catch up" with the star. Said Lopez, "Everybody's heard of 'I'm with CoCo' but now everybody can 'Go LoCo'."

On Lopez Tonight, Johnny Weir discussed the politics of the figure skating medal platform, saying that his often-controversial personality may have been assessed by Olympic judges before he even took the ice—and could have cost him a medal.

Rob Lowe, James Van Der Beek, and Conan O'Brien all played in the same celebrity baseball game. Watch Dawson Leary cry all over George Lopez's couch about the day Rob Lowe couldn't remember his name.

Everybody's favorite stoner duo stopped by Lopez Tonight and took some time to talk about the health benefits of everybody's favorite plant. Old man jokes aside, it's nice to see these two still get along so well.