losers

Enough With the Jay-Z Fetish

Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/10 11:54AM

Jay-Z is a pretty good rapper. Jay-Z is not the best rapper ever. Jay-Z is not a role model. Jay-Z is not a hip hop hero. Not even for you, cool kids. Get off Jay-Z's dick.

The Ballad of the Hobo Zeppole Losers (Us)

Hamilton Nolan · 03/01/10 03:16PM

The Way We Live Now: Hobo hamboning it up with a mouth harp harmonica happy hopeless hoe-down tune-playing, without a care in the world or enough lint in our pocket to buy a zeppole, not that we could anyhow.

Hoard Your Money, For God's Sake

Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/10 03:53PM

The Way We Live Now: recalibrating our responsibilities. In tough times, we can't be expected to support certain causes as effusively as we once did. Such causes include, but are not limited to: Colleges, mortgage payments, and the poors.

Peacock-Killer Jeff Zucker Must Go

Pareene · 01/13/10 01:25PM

Many years ago, NBC decided that the guy who came up with the idea of doing concerts on The Today Show would make a great network head. Now they are in last place. Except in jokes, where they are first.

Lou Dobbs Loves Immigrants Now, Everyone

Pareene · 11/25/09 10:35AM

Oh, seriously? "In a little-noticed interview Friday, Mr. Dobbs told Spanish-language network Telemundo he now supports a plan to legalize millions of undocumented workers, a stance he long lambasted as an unfair 'amnesty.'"