"Sup, girl?" asked a creeper buffalo during one woman's recent trip to a Washington wildlife park, adding, "Is that bread you got there? Cool. Wanna French?"

From filmmaker Tatia Pilieva comes something of a chemistry experiment: Pairing up attractive strangers and asking them to kiss on camera.

This photo, of two unidentified people (apparently) making out on the street surrounded by riot cops, is just about the only good thing to emerge from Vancouver's intense hockey riots, which erupted last night following the Canucks' Stanley Cup loss.

Wondering how you will kiss your significant other in the future? Well, you, specifically, will be alone for the rest of your life, but the rest of us will be frenching non-stop over the internet via this little gadget.

When people say, after sex, "I can't move," they usually mean it as a compliment. But you should make sure! Because they might mean it literally. Like the woman in New Zealand who was partially paralyzed by a hickey.

Today we looked at a teen couple caught making out by Google Maps. This inspired a couple commenters to reminisce about those exciting times of teenage lurve. Or, y'know, lurst.

It's down to the wire on The Bachelor, and everyone was yukking it up for the cameras. Fake crying, fake emotions, fake tits. The only real thing was Jake making out with the three remaining contestants for half the show.

Mediate has made a shocking discovery: Obama smooched Diane Sawyer during an ABC News Interview tonight! It was like a current events-themed Harlequin novel over there. What's more, Obama has a history of stealing kisses from powerful ladies.

[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] Feb. 18 @ 10:30am Making out with long blonde-haired model in stripy tee and sunglasses at Cafe Falai. Just now.