Buffalo to Bread Lady: "Hey, Wanna Make Out?"
"Sup, girl?" asked a creeper buffalo during one woman's recent trip to a Washington wildlife park, adding, "Is that bread you got there? Cool. Wanna French?"
"This buffalo chased and licked us while feeding him and the other deer in the park," filmer Caroline Walker Evans later wrote of the encounter.
"Whatever," the buffalo presumably responded. "Your bread was gross anyway."