marijuana

Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana

Caity Weaver · 01/07/13 12:05PM

Justin Bieber fans are disappointed to learn that the 18-year-old singer will be spending eternity rotting in hell, instead of giving free concerts where everyone is in the front row in heaven, after photos of him smoking what appears to be a big fat blunt full of drugs surfaced online over the weekend.

Two University of Colorado Boulder Students Arrested for Giving Pot Brownies to Class, Professor

Taylor Berman · 12/09/12 08:24PM

On Friday, two University of Colorado Boulder students brought brownies to one of their classes as part of something called "Bring Food Friday." They shared the snacks with their fellow classmates and their professor. Normal enough, right? Well, it turns out the brownies were laced with pot and everyone who ate them freaked out, necessitating multiple trips to the hospital.

Bill Clinton Says The War on Drugs "Hasn't Worked"

MTanzer · 12/08/12 11:02AM

Bill Clinton, the man who famously "did not inhale," is definitely getting ready for the inevitable legalization of marijuana. We're pretty sure that he and Hil' have a gorgeous vaporizer all picked out and ready to go.

The New York Times Says that Weed is Totally Awesome and Should Be Legalized

MTanzer · 11/24/12 04:38PM

The New York Times published an op-ed on their Opinionator blog this morning called "Give Pot a Chance." It's a well argued defense of marijuana legalization by author Timothy Egan. So yes, the "paper of record" shall now be known as the "rolling papers of record." And perhaps she's got glaucoma in her old age, but somebody pass the Old Gray Lady a blunt already because she's jonesing for it.

Sheriff’s Department Spox Takes Credit for 'Jump Starting' Fiona Apple's Career, Tells Her to 'Shut Up and Sing'

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/24/12 03:07PM

Not one to let Fiona Apple's a bizarre, rambling statement concerning her recent arrest at a Texas border checkpoint for hash and marijuana possession go unretorted, the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Department Public Information Officer has released his own bizarre, rambling statement, calling Apple out for promising to make him and other department members "fucking famous any time you ask."

Marijuana Use Has Reached New York City

Hamilton Nolan · 08/13/12 08:43AM

Cannabis-derived smoking drug marijuana, once confined to fringe attendees of elderly "hippie" music festivals and 1960s-era "dead heads," has now firmly implanted itself in America's youth culture, as teenagers embrace its "organic" marketing label and retro appeal. But surely this fresh-from-the-plant leafy green fertilizer-intensive drug will confine itself to our nation's rural areas, right? That's where you're wrong, parents—it's already making its way into America's largest city.

Marijuana Has Infiltrated America's High Schools

Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/12 03:43PM

Mason, Ohio is just a typical Middle American town. Home to the Golf Center at Kings Island. Hell, Money magazine named it the 24th Best Place to Live in America, 2011. A fine place to raise a family. Or so we thought. Because even Mason, Ohio has found its public schoolhouses infested with what you've always feared: marijuana.