NICK DOUGLAS — Why even bother recapping the Wall Street Journal's latest profile of Mark Zuckerberg? Andy Kessler's profile of the Facebook founder (published with the embarrassingly Matthew-Perry-esque illo shown here) is a parody of itself, really, like a Mad Lib built from all the other silly profiles of him and his site. In fact, the only surprising thing about this profile is the handful of requisite look-how-kooky-he-is details that the paper didn't include. Below, what the Journal caught this time around ("Facebook is big! All the kids! Big!") and what it missed ("I'm CEO, bitch!"):

The New York Times on the Facebook founder's appearance at the suitful FourSquare conference for Important People:

Years ago at Harvard, one student worked hard to translate the old world of the college's Face Book into a modern, networked guide to who's doing what. That student was, of course, Aaron Greenspan. Then Mark Zuckerberg signed up for his network (houseSYSTEM), ate dinner with him, took his idea and ran.

In a Wall Street Journal story on that quirky lil' Facebook founder (OMG he wears sandals! OMG he turns his phone off when he's with his girlfriend!), Mark Zuckerberg lets it drop that he often gets a full night's sleep.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg told Reuters (a week before the site opened up to the uneducated and unemployed):

We should have known that Facebook was going to suffer for its facelift. The news feed/mini-feed nonsense did feel stalker-ish in a Charlie Manson sorta way, but we're certain no one expected the heightened caliber of backlash Mark Zuckerberg, FaceBook's founder, was hit with this week.

Aaron Greenspan, Harvard student who worked on a Facebook-like independent Harvard student database, about dealing with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (pictured) when he asked Aaron for database advice:

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in 2005, after Facebook was valued at $100 million: