Max Silvestri and our own very unethical Gabe DelaHaye have a 430-part system to conquering the internet. It includes using e-mail and a writing for blogs with which one can "share your thoughts with up to ten people." [Max Silvestri]

Last night, the three-day blogbang known as the Webby Awards climaxed with the gala celebration featuring Mr. David Bowie and Prince and hours and hours of awards (winners here if you're interested) and, more importantly, an afterparty at Hiro with DJ Jazzy Jeff. We sent Max Silvestri and our own Camera Obscura Nikola Tamindzic to capture the aprés Webby gyrations. Yo Steve Chen! Yo Chad Hurley! Lookin' good! Would Your 'Tubes like to buy a weblog?