Not only did he return to the internet today, Ben Bluett-Mills—Peaches Geldof pornographer and Reddit commenter of infamy—joined the Gawker commentariat and wrote us two emails. One was about youthful folly. The other was about his penis.

Torture porn provocateur and Peaches boyfriend Eli Roth wrote a letter chastising Meredith Bluett-Mills, "mother of 'thatcoolguyben'." He calls Peaches a "bright, intelligent, incredibly creative young writer" and vows to use the "instantaneous connectivity of the internet" against the Bluett-Millses.