Oprah consoled depression with the biggest mac 'n' cheese binge in history. Kelsey Grammer likes to wear women's panties. Johnny Weir realized he was gay while watching Pretty Woman. Keira Knightley is single. Thursday gossip eats its emotions.

This week Jersey nightlife magazine Steppin' Out features Michelle Bombshell in a Sicilian widow costume that came from a plastic bag at a Halloween store. This isn't even its best work. A walk down memory lane with America's trashiest publication.

Don't you hate it when women force you to have affairs with their husbands? Bombshell McGee explains why Sandra's to blame: "They slept with 9 dogs in the bed...she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed." [Popeater]

Speaking of the worst shows on television: Bombshell "Bombshell" McGee and Jamie Jungers have been offered a reality show: Called "Celebrity Cheaters" it would "catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down." And the cycle begins anew. [TMZ]

Not only is Michelle "Bombshell" McGee a large part of Jesse James' public shaming for cheating on Sandra Bullock, but she's also going through a custody battle of her own. She just filed court papers declaring she's not a Nazi.

What is going on with LiLo's shoes? Kate Winslet is haunted by the ghost of relationships past. Sandra Bullock abandoned her house too. Gerard Butler's hands wander frighteningly. Demi Moore shrieks on Twitter. Monday's gossip is scared senseless.