The lyrics to Kelis' 2003 masterpiece "Milkshake" somehow worked their way into using the word "feijoada" in a sentence. Both words are nouns, but Kelis is not singing about a stew of black beans and pork native to Brazil.

Unhappy with the house rule that no Internet was allowed after 10 PM, a 16-year-old from Northern California did what any psychopathic teen in her situation would do: She laced her parents' milkshake with prescription sleeping pills.

Now that he has a charming new mustache, Patrick Stewart must spends hours upon hours in front of a mirror or a video camera doing impressions of Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. After each playback, Stewart kicks at a few imaginary rocks and mutters, "That should've been my milkshake!"