millennials
DC So Hip That All the Hip People Are Priced Out
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/14 09:00AMIdiot Millennials Not Ready to Die Yet
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/14 09:06AMPizza Hut Is Willing to Try Something Wacky: "Higher Quality"
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/14 09:40AMMillennials Are Drilling For Oil Now
Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/14 09:54AMMillennials Worth Less
Hamilton Nolan · 03/31/14 09:55AMRight This Moment, Millennials Are Realizing Politics Is a Sham
Hamilton Nolan · 03/26/14 09:33AMNew Beer For "Sophisticated" Millennials Will Get Millennials Drunker
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Hamilton Nolan · 01/24/14 09:51AM
Old Folks Can't Handle DC's Hip Casual Dining Scene
Hamilton Nolan · 11/18/13 12:28PMThe wave of hipness that has lately washed over Washington, DC has bathed the city's new residents in a glorious young, hip vibe. But it has also washed away the once sedate lives of the city's elderly, who now cower in their apartments, fearing that the next tidal wave of coolness may drown them for good.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/14/13 11:27AM
Hamilton Nolan · 11/08/13 11:33AM
Despite lacking the wherewithal to make their own sandwiches, entitled "Millennials" are demanding that the sandwiches made for them come on bread that is "unconventional," "unique," or even "wacky." It's about time for some famous newsman to ghostwrite another book about WWII, so we can hear how a real generation ate.
Study: Every Generation Is Exactly The Same So Get Over Yourself
Hamilton Nolan · 10/03/13 10:31AMHamilton Nolan · 09/24/13 08:54AM
The Real Reason That Millennials Are Unhappy
Max Read · 09/17/13 01:10PMMillennials Are Taking Their Parents to Work With Them
Hamilton Nolan · 09/11/13 08:51AMCord Jefferson · 08/05/13 05:39PM
According to a new Gallup poll, only 36 percent of 18 to 29 year olds have tried marijuana. That's down from 46 percent for the same age group in 1999, and 56 percent in 1985. What new barrier is preventing young people from getting as high as gas prices like their parents and grandparents before them?
Report: Millennials Have Big Tits
Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/13 12:34PMMiddle-Aged Celeb Mag Castoff Hilariously Channels Millennials
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 10:49AMA long time ago, Bonnie Fuller was the editor of real (if vapid) celebrity rags like Star and Us Weekly. But now she's just the editor of a very pink website called HollywoodLife.com, and the author of bizarre celebrity conspiracy theory columns. And a simpleton pundit for the most gullible elements of the advertising industry!