modern-love
The Girl Who Ate Her Own Tampon and the Guy Who Ate His Own Shit Join Forces, Form Two-Headed Internet Cerberus
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/28/13 09:50AMForgiving The New York Times For This Perfect Wedding Announcement
Mallory Ortberg · 01/27/13 05:08PMIf This Dude Gets One Million Facebook Likes, His High School Crush Will Sleep with Him
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/18/13 11:01AMWho Has Taylor Swift Dated: A Brief History of All The Men in the Universe
Caity Weaver · 12/05/12 06:09PMThe White House is buzzing this week over the news that super countrystar Taylor Swift has recently begun hooking up with Harry Styles, a member of One Direction and her 39th boyfriend this year. We're having a hard time keeping track of every man in the universe, so we've assembled here the definitive Rolodex of Taylor Swift's past loves.
Caity Weaver · 11/13/12 12:45PM
Taylor Swift Secretly Dated a Normal College Kid and Didn't Tell You Even Though You Are Her Best Friend
Caity Weaver · 11/09/12 02:24PMCaity Weaver · 10/29/12 05:43PM
Blake Lively's Wedding: A Personal Response
Caity Weaver · 09/21/12 04:30PMThis Couple Would Like for Strangers to Pay for Them to Have Over 30 Different Exotic Weddings, Please
Caity Weaver · 08/22/12 10:31AMJennifer Aniston Accepts Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/13/12 07:00AMHitting on Younger Women Is Not a Crime
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/12 10:43AMOh that John Edwards, that guy, always combing his hair and having babies out of wedlock while his wife is dying of cancer, that jerk. What is his latest outrageous action, that he did, so that we can all get mad at him, once again, the pretty boy? Let's see, here it is, right in the foldy newspaper with all the pictures:
Two-Time 'Modern Love' Lady Back on the Market
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/12 02:15PMUkrainin' Men: How American Men Are Using the Russian Facebook to Find Brides
Adrian Chen · 05/15/12 02:00PMA few weeks ago, I created a profile and logged onto VKontakte, the most popular Russian-language social network. I entered some personal information, uploaded an especially flattering picture of myself, then used the search function to find all single women between 25 and 35 in Ukraine who were online at the moment — around 7:30 p.m. Ukraine time. There were more than 10,000 available, all sorted by a rating system which seemed to be directly proportional to the amount of pictures a woman had posted of herself in a string bikini, and how good she looked in said bikini.
Live-Tweeting a Marriage Proposal is Not the Great Romantic Gesture You Think It Is
Caity Weaver · 04/17/12 06:55PMLast Friday, a Canadian man live-tweeted his proposal of marriage to his girlfriend. The story went slightly viral as it unfolded—more than 700 response tweets came in bearing the hashtag #MikeProposes over the course of Mike Duerksen's 12 hour tweet session—and has since exploded in a major way as the Internet has, in typical self-fellating fashion, clamored to read more stories about itself.
The Horrifying Post-Date Rant Allegedly Sent by an Investment Manager
Max Read · 12/07/11 09:34AMYesterday, we noted that financial professionals make horrible boyfriends. But they're not always horrible in the sense that they might follow you across the Atlantic ocean and leave a tracking device in your bag—sometimes they're horrible in the sense that they send you 1,600-word emails asking why you haven't called them back after one date.
Your iPhone May Soon Suggest Creepy Dates
Ryan Tate · 06/16/11 03:36PM'If You're Not Compromised, I'd Love to Know You:' A Romantic Ambush
Hamilton Nolan · 05/12/11 02:32PMStephenie Meyer Will Never Stop Bothering Us
Richard Lawson · 05/03/11 04:08PMMatch.com Will Soon Be Sex Offender-Free
Adrian Chen · 04/18/11 03:24PMInternet daters rejoice! Match.com will now be screening its customers against a national sex offenders database. The decision comes after a Los Angeles woman sued Match.com after being raped by a guy she met on the dating site. However, Match.com's president said that the "decision to use the registry was not in direct response to the lawsuit," according to the Daily News.