monkeys
Tiny Monkey Doesn't Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies
Hudson Hongo · 03/28/15 03:45PMDo you know what to do half a dozen puppies? This monkey clearly does not.
Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/15 01:37PM
Hero Monkey Saves His Friend From Certain Death
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/21/14 10:08PMWho knew a little monkey would be the one to teach us all how to love?
Cops Taser French Monkey Who Wouldn't Stop Stealing Candy From Les Bébés
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/18/14 07:58PMZookeeper: Justin Bieber Left His Illegal Monkey Frightened and Alone
Jay Hathaway · 12/04/14 05:15PMRobin Hood Monkey Makes It Rain With Money He Stole From Other People
Dayna Evans · 09/02/14 12:02PMHere's What Happens When You Give a Monkey a GoPro
Jay Hathaway · 02/26/14 12:18PMMonkeys: Terrible at filmmaking, great at extortion.
Here Are Some Depressing Photos of Worker Monkeys in Pakistan
Dayna Evans · 02/22/14 03:23PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/19gi31wyob383jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
As if life weren't miserable enough, even monkeys are working themselves to the bone. Associated Press photographer Muhammed Muheisen has shared a series of photos captured in Rawalpindi, Pakistan of worker monkeys whose purpose is to entertain humans by dancing, shaking hands, and performing other tricks for money.
Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/29/13 02:53PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18scio8psakjdjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Justin Bieber's monkey, OG Mally, whose rejection by the pop singer and virtual exile to the depraved nation of Germany has captivated fans of both popular music and lesser primates, has begun to settle into his new adopted nation, perhaps finally ending a saga that has brought the watching world to a virtual stand-still.
Hamilton Nolan · 06/28/13 01:44PM
Mally Bieber Back in Jail, Asks God "Can I Have a Family?"
Caity Weaver · 05/31/13 12:48PMJustin Bieber’s Monkey Still Languishing in a German Prison
Caity Weaver · 04/23/13 03:55PMPostcards from Prison: 8 Adorable Images of Justin Bieber's Monkey Under German Quarantine
Caity Weaver · 04/03/13 04:14PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18jicrf0gxrakjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Last week, the headmaster's nephew Justin Bieber flew to Munich to put on a few performances as part of his world tour. He brought almost all the important things with him: his shoe, his passport, his baby capuchin monkey. Unfortunately, he didn't bring one very, very important thing: the necessary clearance forms so that he would be allowed to bring the monkey in and out of Germany. (Who knew you needed "animal clearance forms" for a friend? What a world.)
Shearling Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Wandering Around Canadian Ikea
Taylor Berman · 12/09/12 07:05PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/187v0v3po5etmjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
According to various reports, a very fashionably dressed monkey was found wandering around an Ikea in Toronto. Apparently, the monkey, who was wearing a shearling coat and a diaper, was brought to the store by his owners and left in the car while they went inside. But, as you might have guessed from his coat, this wasn't your regular, run-of-the-mill monkey, content to stay in the car while his owners had all the shopping fun. As the Globe and Mail reports: