Mika showed up late to Morning Joe today and upon her arrival, the producer read a letter from a fan concerned for Mika's well-being. Mika defends herself, but adds at the end, "and I like my vodka." Us, too.

Today at Gawker.TV, Brian Williams returns to Late Night to slow jam the news, the finale of Hells Kitchen, all hell breaks loose on Morning Joe, Seth Rogen on Mythbusters, and the Stiller Family plays a round of charades.

When Morning Joe tossed the broadcast over to Erin Burnett for the unemployment report, they interrupted a Christmas celebration that involved a bra cut in half and used as a gas mask and a farting reindeer doll. Merry craziness, everyone.

In case you didn't know, the Patriots beat the Jets last night. The Morning Joe gang covered the game , but spent a little too much time covering Tom Brady's post-game look. Start throwing in your bets for Brady's grooming time.

The Morning Joe gang (with bonus Mark Sanchez!) is bang up excited about Call of Duty. Except Mika, because the game "leaves her displeased." Hey gamers, you can now shoot Morning Joe from the safety of your mom's basement!

According to the 'idiots' on Morning Joe, Charlie Sheen's new hooker porn star has an agent and four names. Only after dismissing this story as trash, Mika Brzezinski proceeds to throw a crumpled up NY Post at the camera.

Today at Gawker.TV, Audrina Patridge shimmies around to The Hills' theme song, the mother to Bret Michaels' children likes to box with the Rock of Love girls in mind, and we're introduced How I Met Your Mother's Mother! Finally.

The greatest part of Morning Joe is Joe Scarborough's talent for maturely articulating his points and respecting his co-hosts. His second talent is yelling. Joe's vocal frenzy this morning was created by his fear for Mika's safety from "foreigners."

On Morning Joe today, MSNBC's Dylan Ratigan gave a phenomenally, remarkably, uncommonly honest and incisive rant about the fallacy of America's "War with Islam," calling it "an extraordinary failure of our politicians and our media." It is well worth watching.

Whoopi Goldberg appeared on Morning Joe today to discuss the decline of civility. In an ironic twist, the conversation turned towards Brett Favre's penis. Then the hosts compared it to Willie's willy. Hard hitting journalism today, Joe.

Reporting on a Wall Street Journal story about the iPhone coming to Verizon, Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski paused to repeatedly hate on AT&T. Don't you sort of feel bad for AT&T, just a little bit?

Today on Morning Joe, our always modest host vocalized that he felt Emanuel could not win in Chicago if he kept his yoga-toned body. "Eat the damn doughnut!" said Joe. Jealousy does not become you, Mr. Scarborough.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell plagiarizes not only Katie Couric's questions, but also her "serious face." Watch the Couric-Palin/O'Donnell-Johnston interview side by side. Also note the similarity in Palin's and Captain Knock 'er Up's responses.

Have you ever asked yourself, "Is there anyone who doesn't love Snooki?" I have, and I could never answer, "Yes!" until this morning, when—during a Morning Joe discussion on education—Lawrence O'Donnell hated on the Princess of Poughkeepsie.

Former President Bill Clinton (probably) stumbled on to the set of MSNBC's Morning Joe. In this clip, we get to see a new side of the usually eloquent man; a side that illiterate voters can finally understand.

Today on Morning Joe, fearless host Joe Scarborough listed all the exciting topics the show discussed in the past two days. "We hit our sweet spot!" he delcares. Indeed you did, Joe. Indeed you did.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Morning Joe gang thinks your favorite band is groovy, Christina Ricci fondly recalls punching SNL's Ana Gasteyer in the face, Will Arnett's suit, and Chelsea Handler gives the inside scoop on her experience hosting the VMAs.

Joe, Mika and the gang talk about their favorite bands: Spoon! Of Montreal! Vampire Weekend! They almost keep the ruse going until the end of the clip, when Mika's feigned look of understanding drops and she whispers, "Eminem?"

Today on Morning Joe, things got real uncomfortable when the beautiful flowers on camera were mentioned. Watch the awkward comments that ensue and start to second-guess every bouquet of Flowers you've ever received.

On Morning Joe this morning, Mika Brzezinski demanded in her usual calm fashion that the show address the issue of childhood obesity. Joe Scarborough and his cohorts, however, had something more important in mind—the greatest man ever.