If Brian Williams decides your nickname is Meeks, then your nickname is Meeks. The only girl in the boys' club also known as Morning Joe doesn't seem to be getting any help from the peanut gallery.

Last week, we discovered that Morning Joe host Mika Brzezinski chugs vodka from a mug before noon. This week, she dispels that rumor. She's not drunk, just "extremely hungry, to the point where I feel like I might lose control."

During another News You Can't Use segment on Morning Joe, Mika aired her disgust with The Situation's forecasted revenue visibly, frequently and emetically.

Joe Scarborough—former Republican Congressional Representative—and guests presented some surprisingly well-thought out arguments that resonate with every New York City native while simultaneously discussing Frank Rich's op-ed for the Times and arguing against both demagogues and "freaks on the far-right."

Granted, noon is the equivalent of 6PM when you host a morning show. In GQ's new profile of Joe Scarborough, the professional chit-chatter reveals his sexual fixations and calls co-host Mika Brzezinski "mommy" while she chugs vodka from a mug.

Donny Deutsch is apparently a muscular man, and wants the world to know. He might also be interested in wooing Mika.

One of the few shows on television hosted by a man with the same name as the beverage sponsoring his show was faced with a crisis today: what happens when guests raise a toast with the competition's product on air?

Shakespalin dared to stand up to a critic today and met questions about her time as mayor with "protecting the Constitution." In similarly laughable news, Levi has announced a Wasilla mayorship bid.

Mika Brzezinski inserted her foot in her mouth referring to the celebrations for the overturn of Prop 8 this morning. Unable to just drop it as a stupid joke at best, Joe upped the offensiveness with his own take.

After a special in The New York Times, Morning Joe responded to Snooki's father's questions about his daughter's popularity by running photos of Snooki with Nas' "It Ain't Hard to Tell" in the background.

"News You Can't Use" is pretty consistently the funniest segment on Morning Joe: hosts and guests alike take a break from political commentary and make fun of each other and, on good days, Rod Blagojevich.

Joe Scarborough really hates House minority leader John Boehner. At least that's what came across on today's edition of Morning Joe, when he relentlessly pushed a Politico reporter into confirming his suspicion that Boehner is Washington's laziest barfly.

Well, it's obvious that Mika Brzezinski is against smoking and at times it seems that she's against her co-host Joe Scarborough. As much as these two hosts bicker, you'd think they were married.

Mika Brzezinski discusses politics and current events with ease. Unfortunately, a pop culture expert she is not. In this segment brilliantly titled "Hanging with Mr. Cooper," Bradley exposes her ignorance.

On today's Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough got chewed out by Mika Brzezinski. And while bickering between the two hosts is nothing new (remember this?), the fact that they were arguing over Scarborough's overuse of Boingo made it all the better.

Speculation about the relationship between Morning Joe's co-anchors is practically as old as the show itself, stoked by the pair's over-the-top on-air camaraderie. So give the New York Times magazine credit for whipping up some fresh innuendo about the pair.

Yesterday our friends at Gizmodo broke the news about Apple's next iPhone. Today, they've been all over our televisions: Good Morning America, The View, Morning Joe and The Today Show for starters. All of these videos and more, inside.

Because he wants the Democrats to hold on to the New York Senate seat, Harold Ford is... bashing the incumbent, on national TV, and claiming the seat is in great danger of going to a Republican.

Finally, we understand why Mika Brzezinski constantly looks crazed and upset: because Joe Scarborough gets his kicks from constantly humiliating and belittling his co-host.

This morning Joe Scarborough was like, hey, I'm a Republican, but Republicans sure do say and do many stupid, stupid, stupid things these days, due to the innate stupidity of Republicans! And Pat Buchanan kind of looks at him, silently.