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Under Siege 3: Ragtag Shipmates Defeat Pirates Hand-to-Hand
Hamilton Nolan · 04/08/09 11:43AMGen Art Film Concludes with Long Legs and Giant Checks
Gabriel Snyder · 04/08/09 09:42AMPeter Bart and Variety's Future
Hamilton Nolan · 04/07/09 10:23AMThe Gen Art Film Festival and the Weirdest Hand Job You Will Ever See
Gabriel Snyder · 04/03/09 10:03AMHow Movie Stars Get Paid
Gabriel Snyder · 04/02/09 07:00PMArthur Kade is Too Hot For Angelina Jolie
Hamilton Nolan · 03/23/09 02:40PM50 Cent Dons Wig, High-Pitched Voice For Sex Tape Belittling Rival's Manhood
Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/09 02:36PMNew Bruno Movie Hilarious, Familiar
Richard Lawson · 03/16/09 11:04AMEnraged at Being Cut Out of the Movie, Giant Squid Devours Would-Be Watchmen Ticket Buyers
Richard Lawson · 03/09/09 10:56AMWatchmen Reviews: 'Maybe It's Better to Grow Up'
Richard Lawson · 03/06/09 03:21PMPublic Enemies Makes Us Want to Shoot Bankers, Too
Richard Lawson · 03/04/09 05:19PMEveryone's mad at the banks these days, because they've robbed us blind, and now they're holding their hands out wanting some more, please. So it's a perfect time for Johnny Depp as bank-robber John Dillinger.
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Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/09 11:08AMMemorial to Biggie Smalls Is Also a Paid Ad For Sweaters
Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/09 12:35PMGun-Wielding Madea Bravely Fends Off Be-Hotpanted Jonas Brothers
Richard Lawson · 03/02/09 10:38AMFunny People Doesn't Look Very Funny
Gabriel Snyder · 02/22/09 10:00AMIs it a big fat spoiler to point out that a trailer is a big fat spoiler? Because that's what this one is. I read the script a while back and except for the very end, everything's in here. The movie stars Adam Sandler as comedy superstar "George Simmons" who befriends up-and-comer Seth Rogen. They play pretty much the same Apatow man-boys that populate all of his movies, except here they're dealing with issues weightier than whether it's worth it to give up their bongs to get a hot girl.