Heidi Montag says Adam DiVello touched her plastic body inappropriately. The Larry-King-had-sex-with-his-sister-in-law drama continues. Cindy Adams loves Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen shaved his head and Kate Hudson got a boob job. Thursday's gossip wants its old body back.

Even as your dreams get dashed one by one. Lizzie had a full future planned: college, marriage, professional flautistry... But motherhood shoves all that off the table. Still, she adjusts her ambitions and carries on.

Meet Amber, a nineteen year old college freshman with a debilitating genetic disorder called Neurofibromatosis that affects her nervous system and one very big dream: to wear a pair of skinny jeans. Video of her heart-warming tale inside.

The final season of The Hills, MTV's reality television experiment gone awry, doesn't start until April 27th and we're already sick of hearing about this crew. Once the show wraps, can we wipe it from our collective memory forever?

For some inexplicable reason, Creed performed Pauly D's phone call for MTV.com. In this video we learn two things: 1. There's no difference between real life Creed and his office counterpart. 2. There's a certain poetry to Jersey Shore arguments.

ABDC crowned its champion last night, but not before dragging out the inevitable announcement for as long as possible with finale filler performances, pyrotechnics, and the requisite lengthy anticipatory silences.

MTV's offering a hefty cash prize to the team that's best at binge drinking, 'roid raging and sweating in this season of Fresh Meat. Sandy has lofty goals, like upgrading from an A to a D cup if she wins.

MTV just dropped the biggest awesome bomb ever. After a trip to Miami, everyone will return to the original house in Seaside Heights. The premiere date is set, and guess who is along for the ride?

While on the rebound from a relationship of 3 years, Leah got more than she bargained for. Twins! Along with that she got doting Corey, who's employed and has a house. But she can't stop thinking about Robbie...

Some started families with or swooned for faraway loves, but Bailey only wanted to make her relationship work. Moving for a boyfriend seems like a step forward, until she realizes how backwards the boy really is.

Can you throw down with The Situation, fist pump with Snooki, or survive one of ShamWOWW's vicious right hooks? Then you're a few stupid questions away from being a part of the next season of Jersey Shore.

The latest season of MTV's long-running program ended last night like a geriatric poodle falling down a flight of stairs. The show and the audience have changed drastically since it started. It is time to put the old girl down.

Having lived his whole life with his father incarcerated, True Life's Austin is understandably excited and worried when he hears of an early parole. Both are unsure as father and son, their relationship hitherto limited to letter-writing and visiting hours.

ABDC brought back its third season favorite, the Illusion Challenge, for a battle that combined moves and magic. The two consistently best groups, Blueprint Cru and Poreotix, each showed an instant knack for tricks, wowing with their wizardly skills.

MTV's Spring Break Challenges is the best show on television that features hosts in sleeveless blazers, testosterone-fueled bros homoerotically wrestling, and skanks doing the same.

While the house was focused on LGBT issues last night, Ty was focused on Josh's hot mom. When Ty joined Josh on a trip to his hometown for a wedding, they instead found themselves on an express train to MILFadelphia.

You might have heard already by JWOWW and Ronnie from Jersey Shore are writing a book about how to be a guido. Sorry, kids, but we beat you to the punch. Advice ahoy!

Instead of constant emotional torture, things got physical last night on 16 and Pregnant. The pain was so bad in fact, it may single-handedly stop teenagers from having sex (unlikely!). In the immortal words of Wesley: To the pain.

Putting the serious issues that started True Life's season aside, last night's episode focused on couples with online addictions affecting their IRL relationships. The standout story starred Nicole and George, whose internet deceits threatened their young "love".

Next season, Jersey Shore goes to Miami Beach. But last season's exploits are about to go international. MTV is launching the show in more than 30 countries this week. Here's how they are selling this most American export abroad.