MTV will have a live show in Times Square on New Year's Eve that will feature Snooki dropping in a ball to mark the advent of 2011. We always figured Snooki would drop the ball, but never like this.

The Vice Guide To Everything premiered last night on MTV, documenting absurd cultural niches everywhere from Detroit to Yemen. Watch the Arirang Games in North Korea—150,000 kids performing a freaked out pantomime for a select few.

Former New York Daily News gossip duo Rush & Molloy are suing MTV for stealing gossip peon Shallon Lester and putting her in an inane reality show. That silly idea was theirs first!

Entering with blood-shot eyes and a restless demeanor like he has to pound someone's skull in, the infamous CT returned to the Real World Challenge this week. Psycho CT. The challengers just met their new alpha dog.

We need Laurel. She knows what the show needs. Someone to rip other girls' shirts off in the hot tub. Someone to get naked and hug the birthday boy. Someone to nakedly wrestle another girl and rip her shirt apart.

A slow clap for Saturday Night Live, who targeted MTV's ridiculous obsession with producing reality shows about teenage pregnancy. Inside, a glimpse of My Super Sweet 16 and Pregnant, Cribs, and Bobby Moynihan stars in I'm Snooki and Pregnant.

Did you know two Real World contestants are married? To each other? Yup, Brad and Tori. Someone went after them and that was a mistake. Enjoy this week's freak out, brought to you by Camila.

[Actress Eva Longoria Parker, wearing a ham costume, hosts the MTV European Music Awards in Spain. Photo via AP.]

Do six-pack abs give some a license to be crazy? Well, nothing has stopped Ty thus far. On the latest episode of Cutthroat Ty gets eliminated for being all sizzle, no steak. Watch him be a psychopath.

As any frat cop knows, bros accelerate from attracted to attacking in seconds. Here Andrew Jenks fights for Tennessee Titans cheerleader Jessi when creeps 1) see a girl 2) realize they can't have her and 3) begin assaulting en masse.

Vinny from MTV's Jersey Shore has had with all the bullying and hate speech so he's teaming up with MTV and Facebook. Too bad his show completely exemplifies that behavior. How completely? See for yourself.

MTV's Eastern bloc-themed reality show The Challenge: Cutthroat showcased a diabolical "gulag" involving lots of sinister stuff. It was like a Russian banya with fly-swatters (made by Under Armour?) instead of birch branches. Solzhenitsyn turned in his grave. Video inside.

Whitney Port commented on the fate of her faux-show The City today: "As of right now it doesn't really look like we're doing it anymore." MTV's previously denied cancellation rumors. If they kill it, can we still hate Olivia Palermo?

In honor of the IFC's upcoming Halloween TV mini-series, DEAD SET, Jersey Shore's Angelina is set up on a blind date... with a zombie. Open sores and all, we say Zombie-dude's definitely an upgrade compared to the typical guido specimen.

For those who have been following the Anglophilic networks plans for new shows, you'd know that the MTV Skins is the probably the most anticipated remake for 2011. Well, the trailer is out, and it's horrible. Watch the video, inside.

Don't get too upset that tonight is the second season finale of Jersey Shore. The reality show's producer reveals that it will return to the air shortly (this January) and promises the next season will be better than ever.

MTV announced a new slate of scripted movies, several of which are based on the network's reality franchises. With movies based on My Super Sweet 16 and Made in the works, can Jersey Shore be far behind?

Kanye West visited Ellen today to talk about his upcoming music video film, "Runaway." When DeGeneres asked him to explain the thinking behind his Taylor Swift interruption, West blamed alcohol, culture warring (is he Bill O'Reilly?), and more! Watch inside.

To promote MTV Europe's music awards, a swimsuit- and stiletto-clad Eva Longoria recorded a chest-thumping version of the kind of "rap" kindergarteners do: "Yo, I'm Eva Longoria! / This is the story-a! / Something-something-something Astoria!" Prepare to cringe.

Barack Obama's non-partisan (but kind of partisan) town hall for the kids on MTV, BET and CMT is underway. And according to someone who "auditioned" to ask something, the organizers want "light" questions. What kind of softballs should we expect?